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Public Health Announcement for UGA Fans
Posted on 9/2/16 at 11:10 am
Posted on 9/2/16 at 11:10 am
Were you a Georgia Bulldogs fan who was used to winning big football games from 2001-2005?
Did you become accustomed to winning football games, even ones where the Dawgs were the underdog?
During 2006-2016, did you or a loved one experience any of the following symptoms during or after UGA football games:
*Elevated Heart Rate
*Increased Levels of Stomach Acid
*Loss of Confidence in your Football Team
*Broken televisions, remote controls, cell phones or furniture?
*Disbelief in your team's ability to be adequately prepared for games against the Top 25
*Did you have to fight the urge to vomit even during games where Georgia had the lead?
If one or more of these conditions apply to you or someone you love, then you may suffer from CMRPTSD™ - Coach Mark Richt Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. While the environment for this debilitating disease has been removed, many Dawg fans enter the 2016 season and beyond with an irrational fear that their team will be ill-prepared for big games under the new coaching staff. Thankfully, all is not lost.
Get your Dawg bone back with the Little Red Pill! Ask your doctor about Kirbagra© (Chokeacillin Hypeate), the revolutionary new drug specifically designed to help Dawg fans back down off the ledge.
Kirbagra can't take the pain of past losses away or make you forget about the systemic embarrassment of Georgia Football on a national stage over the last decade, but it can help you embrace a new era, and know that there are brighter days ahead.
Ask your doctor if Kirbagra is right for you!
Warning: Discontinue use of Kirbagra if you experience any of the following side effects: an erection that lasts more than four quarters; if you have visual hallucinations of Jacob Eason walking on water or Jake Fromm turning water into wine; or if you have yelled "Run the damned ball, Bobo" after January 1, 2015; or if there is anything the color orange in your home other than juice. If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours watch replay the 2015 GA/FL game immediately.
Did you become accustomed to winning football games, even ones where the Dawgs were the underdog?
During 2006-2016, did you or a loved one experience any of the following symptoms during or after UGA football games:
*Elevated Heart Rate
*Increased Levels of Stomach Acid
*Loss of Confidence in your Football Team
*Broken televisions, remote controls, cell phones or furniture?
*Disbelief in your team's ability to be adequately prepared for games against the Top 25
*Did you have to fight the urge to vomit even during games where Georgia had the lead?
If one or more of these conditions apply to you or someone you love, then you may suffer from CMRPTSD™ - Coach Mark Richt Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. While the environment for this debilitating disease has been removed, many Dawg fans enter the 2016 season and beyond with an irrational fear that their team will be ill-prepared for big games under the new coaching staff. Thankfully, all is not lost.
Get your Dawg bone back with the Little Red Pill! Ask your doctor about Kirbagra© (Chokeacillin Hypeate), the revolutionary new drug specifically designed to help Dawg fans back down off the ledge.
Kirbagra can't take the pain of past losses away or make you forget about the systemic embarrassment of Georgia Football on a national stage over the last decade, but it can help you embrace a new era, and know that there are brighter days ahead.
Ask your doctor if Kirbagra is right for you!
Warning: Discontinue use of Kirbagra if you experience any of the following side effects: an erection that lasts more than four quarters; if you have visual hallucinations of Jacob Eason walking on water or Jake Fromm turning water into wine; or if you have yelled "Run the damned ball, Bobo" after January 1, 2015; or if there is anything the color orange in your home other than juice. If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours watch replay the 2015 GA/FL game immediately.
This post was edited on 9/3/16 at 1:58 pm
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Posted on 9/2/16 at 11:14 am to VoxDawg
Vox, as your attorney I must advise you to list possible side effects... Specifically what happens if it last too long.
Posted on 9/2/16 at 11:28 am to RhodeDawg
I need a logo. Can somebody with some PS skills whip up a little blue pill-style Kirbagra graphic for me?
Posted on 9/2/16 at 11:29 am to VoxDawg
Beyond my ability
Posted on 9/2/16 at 12:15 pm to VoxDawg
Sounds like a job for the Fark Board
Posted on 9/2/16 at 12:20 pm to VoxDawg
Use as directed
Posted on 9/2/16 at 12:28 pm to Shawn Spencer
Great job. Could we make them red?
Posted on 9/2/16 at 12:34 pm to VoxDawg
quote:
If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours watch replay the 2015 GA/FL game immediately.
Another disclaimer
Posted on 9/2/16 at 6:17 pm to RhodeDawg
Done.
Posted on 9/2/16 at 7:22 pm to VoxDawg
I thinkn those pills should be red. Maybe we should take to fark board? I started to earlier.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 4:05 am to VoxDawg
Updated with pictorial goodness.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 4:49 am to VoxDawg
Just in time for the season... Thank God and thank you VoxDawg for your service to the community.
What had started off as a honeymoon relationship with our former coach (whose name I won't mention until more people are able to participate in clinical trials) eventually decayed over time until we were faced with a Public Health Crisis in DawgNation.
Here's to you Vox...
And to a BRAND NEW ERA in DAWGS football...GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!
What had started off as a honeymoon relationship with our former coach (whose name I won't mention until more people are able to participate in clinical trials) eventually decayed over time until we were faced with a Public Health Crisis in DawgNation.
Here's to you Vox...
And to a BRAND NEW ERA in DAWGS football...GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!
Posted on 9/3/16 at 8:21 pm to VoxDawg
Now taking orders, folks!
Posted on 9/3/16 at 8:37 pm to VoxDawg
fricking hillarious! 
This post was edited on 9/3/16 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 9/3/16 at 8:51 pm to VoxDawg
My first game was UGA/UAB 2007, was nine when I went. Never seen us win a conference title lol
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:26 pm to jcolding41
This thread simply can't be on page 3.
Posted on 10/11/21 at 7:56 am to VoxDawg
We're only halfway through the season, but even though I use this avi everywhere online, I'd forgotten about the article until I was discussing the aTm game with Bamarep.
/fingers crossed
/fingers crossed
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:41 pm to VoxDawg
Natty Win bump
Posted on 1/11/22 at 2:57 pm to VoxDawg
I admit I had a relapse last night when there were 50 seconds left and I realized they could win with two TD’s w/2 point conversions.
This post was edited on 1/11/22 at 2:59 pm
Posted on 1/11/22 at 3:06 pm to SquatchDawg
Not even gonna pretend - I was too. The conditioning is too deep. When I think of the heartbreaking losses that had yet to unfold when I'd written the OP, there's still a lot of demons added to what was finally exorcized last night.
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