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OT... For Sale... Craigslist sales pitch of the year...
Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:25 am
Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:25 am
I laughed... 
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For sale: one early 80’s Craftsman riding lawn mower with an 11 horse power engine and 30? mowing deck. Bottom line, this beast is a sick ride! In fact, I’d even say it’s the El Camino of yard whips. Just take a look at those sweet arse rims.
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Is it fast? Ever heard of old school 3 on the tree? Well, this whip’s got 8 on the hip. That’s right, 8 screamin’ gears of merciless speed! Need to mow that shite Richard Petty style? No problem. Snappin’ necks and mowin’ decks, homie…
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Does it run, you ask? HELLS YEAH! Like a pack of Kenyans on crystal meth! This bad boy just got a carburetor rebuild, new seals all the way around and a brand new battery installed. Turns over quicker than your prom date. And you don’t even need to buy it wine coolers.
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And this blade runner has 8 cutting heights! Go full Brazilian with a 1 inch cut, or bring your field of dreams up to 8 inches, 1970’s style; your choice. All I’m sayin’ is this mo-fo fades a lawn better than a set of hair clippers at Fantastic Sams. Whaaaa?
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:38 am to dallasga6
I would buy it 
Posted on 6/23/15 at 2:54 pm to dallasga6
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Does it run, you ask? HELLS YEAH! Like a pack of Kenyans on crystal meth!
Posted on 6/23/15 at 4:02 pm to dallasga6
That's a sweet ride and a hellava CL post.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 7:57 pm to dallasga6
I wish I had a yard just so I could buy this.
Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:14 pm to DawgCountry
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:13 am to dallasga6
Even a ride that sweet can not hide that ugly lawn.
Nice angle of front tires to show off that Armor All job on the tires.
Nice angle of front tires to show off that Armor All job on the tires.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:32 am to Cheese Grits
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Nice angle of front tires to show off that Armor All job on the tires
This man (or woman) clearly has all the tricks and tools needed to sell this relic.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 5:14 pm to dallasga6
This had to have been written by Jefferson Dawg.
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:15 pm to dallasga6
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All I’m sayin’ is this mo-fo fades a lawn better than a set of hair clippers at Fantastic Sams.
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