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OT: Anyone have experience with a squirter?

Posted on 5/31/16 at 4:47 pm
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17451 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 4:47 pm
So, there is this chick who is really DTF...I mean really. In a conversation last night she tells me she is a squirter. I need some strange and she is making it verrrrry tempting. She's in her early 30's and pretty good looking. And the pics she has...damn, just damn. At any rate, what should I expect from a squirter? I mean, like extra towels, etc? Oh, did I mention that she also likes to be choked?

Does she sound crazy? Or is it worth tapping at least once?
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 4:55 pm to
Not a fan of being pissed on. Hopefully your other issue is done as well.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17451 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 5:03 pm to
Hear that. The other issue is all but done - just waiting on things to be signed. Saying its a bad idea?
This post was edited on 5/31/16 at 5:12 pm
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 5:33 pm to
Not at all. Just have keep it quiet until the ink dries
Posted by DragginFly
Under the Mountain;By the Lake
Member since Oct 2014
3592 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 6:06 pm to
It's pee. I don't care what she tells you. It's pee.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19077 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 7:11 pm to
Sounds crazy. Never stick your peen into crazy.
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

So, there is this chick who is really DTF...I mean really. In a conversation last night she tells me she is a squirter. At any rate, what should I expect from a squirter


Another acronym.........STD.
Posted by Mike Gordon
Georgia
Member since Sep 2013
655 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 7:35 pm to
Yup. Last "DTF squirter" I was with gave me chlamydia. Don't make the same mistake as me comrade. She was allergic to latex, she said...
This post was edited on 5/31/16 at 7:37 pm
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9829 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 7:35 pm to
Have you ever put your finger over leaking pipe?
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12413 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 8:06 pm to
They are fun at first and then you ruin your bed and sheets and then you can't frick in the bed anymore and it creates roadblocks.
Posted by ugadawg30
Jackson, GA
Member since Feb 2014
220 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 8:49 pm to
If she is a real squirter..... it is not pee.... but do bring towels to the bedroom... and use them...

Some guys dig it.... others complain....
Posted by WhopperDawg
Member since Aug 2013
3073 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 10:29 pm to
Run away, run away
Posted by tybeebomb
State of Chatham
Member since Jul 2014
1012 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 10:51 pm to
Pussies
Posted by WhopperDawg
Member since Aug 2013
3073 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:07 am to
quote:

Pussies


You must realize Tybee, that you reside where few men dare tread.
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
49227 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 12:41 am to
Ever guy has to stick their dick in crazy at least once or frick a redhead
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17451 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 5:00 am to
Ain't that the truth. Not sure if I will or not. Don't want my bed ruined ...

We had been talking for a while before getting into sex talk, and hronestly have known her for a long time - before the great mistake. However, we hadn't talked in years until I ran into her a few weeks ago. Come to find out she was interested a long time ago. Oh well. I may put on a wet suit and experience a crazy squirter. I wish I could post the pics cause y'all would say go ahead...
Posted by boliep
Middle Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
251 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 6:48 am to

Don't worry about the towels. Just rent a motel room and have at it.
Posted by gulfportdawg
Gulfport, Ms.
Member since Sep 2012
729 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 7:16 am to
Give it a try...but not on your bed.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9364 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 11:46 am to
Research is clear...it is pee (with some other stuff mixed in). Do it at her place!

As for the choking..pretty common. Just be patient and do it once things get closer to the end.

Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 6/1/16 at 2:10 pm to
Sounds like a woman who has had lots of experience and has narrowed it down to exactly what she wants.
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