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Posted on 2/15/16 at 12:17 am
Posted on 2/15/16 at 12:17 am
Proud of my boy Chase Elliott. I actually worked for his Dad for awhile,live close to them.Chase was raised right,he is very humble and can flat drive the shite out of a car. Pretty awesome to take over Jeff Gordon's ride at 20 years old.......
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Posted on 2/15/16 at 5:22 am to 83dawg
He has a fantastic NASCAR name.
Posted on 2/15/16 at 6:32 am to 83dawg
I don't watch nascar but I've heard of the name. Chase Elliot is a dawg?
Posted on 2/15/16 at 7:28 am to PNW
Is he kin to Bill Elliott?
Posted on 2/15/16 at 8:04 am to Peter Buck
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Is he kin to Bill Elliott?
You boys aint too quick.
Awesome Bill is Chase daddy. Apparently, OP worked for Bill back in the day.
Posted on 2/15/16 at 10:00 am to retooc
You have to wonder if the Daytona pole position is rigged.
Pole position at restrictor plate tracks is basically meaningless other than the prestige and media attention it gets. And at the Daytona 500 it always seems that someone with a high profile nascar media story wins.
Like Jeff GOrdon getting the pole last year in his final 500.....or winless Danica getting the pole as the first fulltime driver to have a vagina........and now this year the son of Awesome Bill from Dawsonville who is suppose to save Nascar wins the pole.
Just all seems too perfect.
Pole position at restrictor plate tracks is basically meaningless other than the prestige and media attention it gets. And at the Daytona 500 it always seems that someone with a high profile nascar media story wins.
Like Jeff GOrdon getting the pole last year in his final 500.....or winless Danica getting the pole as the first fulltime driver to have a vagina........and now this year the son of Awesome Bill from Dawsonville who is suppose to save Nascar wins the pole.
Just all seems too perfect.
Posted on 2/15/16 at 10:14 am to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 2/15/16 at 10:26 am to Jefferson Dawg
Just like Junior coming back from the middle of the pack to win at the July race at Daytona the first time they raced there after his Dad died?
I pointed that out to a coworker, back when I was an electrician, and dude got so upset, I thought his head was going to explode a la Scanners. Of course, it didn't help when I fleshed out the "conspiracy" a little for him:
I thought dude was going to want to fight, right there in the elevator.
I pointed that out to a coworker, back when I was an electrician, and dude got so upset, I thought his head was going to explode a la Scanners. Of course, it didn't help when I fleshed out the "conspiracy" a little for him:
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You mean to tell me that there is ZERO chance that the first time they go back to Daytona after the death of arguably the most polarizing driver in NASCAR history dies on the last lap of the highest profile race on the calendar, that NO ONE would have thought it good for the "sport" that the deceased's kid win the next race at that track?
Nobody would have sent an email, a text message, or just hushed whispers throughout the paddock: "If'n you don't do it for Junior- do it for his Diddy..."
I thought dude was going to want to fight, right there in the elevator.
Posted on 2/15/16 at 12:56 pm to VoxDawg
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like Junior coming back from the middle of the pack to win at the July race at Daytona the first time they raced there after his Dad died?
There's so much thats blatantly rigged in nascar that it's difficult not to question everything.
If you remember too, the race immediately after Senior died at Daytona was won by his car and crew without him.....driven by Kevin Harvick who filled in.
But then again, i thought for sure when Gordon was in contention for the championship last year, his last year in the sport, that they were going to blow up Kyle Bush's car and let Gordon win. But it never happened. Probably they tried to rig it, but something malfunctioned.
Posted on 2/15/16 at 9:25 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Don't forget the Dillon brat won the 500 pole in the return of the #3 to the track. Lifelong Bill Elliott fan so, yeah, I'll root for Chase but, winning this pole just seems too perfect. NASCAR's credibility is in the toilet when a driver's fans question the BS they pull.
Posted on 2/15/16 at 9:40 pm to retooc
Awesome Bill from Dawsonville is, hands down, the best nickname in sports. Ever.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 9:03 am to crispyUGA
I liked Buckshot Jones driving car #00, Good Dawg man.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 10:33 am to djrichiep
Do they let you bet on the Daytona pole in Vegas? 
This could be free money. Just bet on whichever driver has the story that will generate the most publicity and hype for NASCAR.....then sit back and get rich.
This could be free money. Just bet on whichever driver has the story that will generate the most publicity and hype for NASCAR.....then sit back and get rich.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 10:44 am to AlaCowboy
If nascar was rigging anything Danica wouldn't suck so bad. Ticket sales would go up dramatically if she could win or at least stay on the lead lap.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 11:50 am to Buddy2012
Saw a Danica interview on sportscenter this morning. She was introduced as being one of only a few drivers to have led laps at both Daytona and Indy. 
Woo hoo! Participation trophy stats!!
Topics of the interview before i turned it off:
-Does she like her new sponsors light blue colors more than the old green color
-which color is more flattering to her skin tone
-Yoga
-more yoga
-does she want to have babies
-yoga
Woo hoo! Participation trophy stats!! Topics of the interview before i turned it off:
-Does she like her new sponsors light blue colors more than the old green color
-which color is more flattering to her skin tone
-Yoga
-more yoga
-does she want to have babies
-yoga
Posted on 2/16/16 at 1:42 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I'm totally shocked that the Son of a NASCAR driver got a ride. Unprecedented.
I have to say, I quit watching NASCAR after they killed Dale Ernhardt on the heels of his homosexuality rumors.
I have to say, I quit watching NASCAR after they killed Dale Ernhardt on the heels of his homosexuality rumors.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:07 pm to Peter Buck
I never understood why they killed Dale over the rumors, but then they let openly gay Jeff Gordon live.
As for sons getting rides, there's actually two drivers now with rides that only have them because they are grand sons. Of one of the team owners. It's pretty ridiculous.
As for sons getting rides, there's actually two drivers now with rides that only have them because they are grand sons. Of one of the team owners. It's pretty ridiculous.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:21 pm to Jefferson Dawg
I think they assumed that people knew Gordon was gay. It actually worked in the Pro Wraasslin type culture of NASCAR. Gordon was the pastel rainbow kinda gay and the mouth breathers don't like no queers. What they didn't count on was that Dale was one of those buttfrick in the alley and woods kinda gay. No flowers or Broadway shows, just blood, anger, feces and hot, gay sex. They couldn't have a guy who wore a colorful jump suit and had a Freddy Mercury mustache be found out as gay. So, they killed him in front of everyone.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 2:46 pm to Peter Buck
There were thousands of male heterosexual Earnhardt fans that probably would of sucked his dick if he asked them to. On condition he give them an autograph.
Posted on 2/16/16 at 3:20 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Without doubt... I bet it happened a lot. I can see it now, this dude is in the Applebes after a hard day at the factory. It's getting late, but he decides to go to the bar for one more Bud Light. All of a sudden, this figure walks in. Huge Freddy Mercury mustache and a colorful jump suit with shiny patches on it. The dude is in awe... His hero is right next to him. He offers to buy Dale a beer and proceeds to tell Dale about all the races he has seen and asks Dale if he recalls that time he rubbed paint with Bobby Allison.
The dude has a full bladder after drinking a number of beers. He excuses himself and makes Dale to promise to not leave. Dale doesn't. When the dude gets back, he takes a sip of his beer. Everything starts to get blurry. When he comes to, his head is being repeatedly driven into the dumpster behind Applebes. In between the grunts and his own screams, the dude hears Dale mumble something about " how I'd this for rubbing paint?"
The dude told no one.
The dude has a full bladder after drinking a number of beers. He excuses himself and makes Dale to promise to not leave. Dale doesn't. When the dude gets back, he takes a sip of his beer. Everything starts to get blurry. When he comes to, his head is being repeatedly driven into the dumpster behind Applebes. In between the grunts and his own screams, the dude hears Dale mumble something about " how I'd this for rubbing paint?"
The dude told no one.
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