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Micro-chipping Players. . .

Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:55 am
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 8/2/17 at 10:55 am




You've probably been reading in the news this week about the commie creepazoids in wisconsin that allowed their employer to surgically implant RFID micro-chips into their bodies....

But, then I'm listening to Coach Smart's post-practice press conference and he starts talking about watching the quote "GPS's" unquote to keep certain players under 6 or 7,000 yards in practice to prevent hamstring and soft tissue injuries, blah blah blah.


What exactly the frick is this bullshite?

Posted by SumterCoDawg
Member since Apr 2015
5178 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:09 am to
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What exactly the frick is this bullshite?
The black patches you see on the back of some players' jerseys.




I think they also monitor the amount/force of hits to the head that certain guys take.

Posted by Kneehigh
Low Country
Member since Nov 2012
13197 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:37 am to
AKA one step closer to flag football...
Posted by busteruga
Member since Feb 2013
311 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 11:40 am to
A Pentecostal preacher near Clayton street would tell you this is another sign that the world is coming to an end
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5412 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

You've probably been reading in the news this week about the commie creepazoids in wisconsin that allowed their employer to surgically implant RFID micro-chips into their bodies....

Those people are freaking insane.
Posted by dhuck20
SCLSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
20285 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 2:59 pm to
Just wait until the one world government requires it to buy anything. Lol
This post was edited on 8/2/17 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:02 pm to
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Those people are freaking insane.

I bet most people would agree with you. And I bet that frustrates the hell out of the globalist control freaks.

They won't give up though. Heck, I bet their evil scientists and engineers are working around the clock as we speak to figure out some way to get us to carry around a tracking device voluntarily. On our own free will. In our pockets.

And they're probably trying to come up with a way where we'd constantly be rubbing our unique one-in-a-zillion fingerprints on this pocket tracking device, so that they'll be able to remotely match people with the tracking chip. So, that no surgical implants are even required.

Boy. It's sure going to be scary if they ever figure out how to pull something like that off.


SIYG'e
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
32757 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 3:36 pm to
Of course Jefferson is freaked out about technology. Shame it's not 1959 anymore.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 8/2/17 at 6:13 pm to
Question:

Which is more difficult?

A) Designing technology that sends data from Chubb's practice jersey into outer space where satellites orbiting the earth report back on whether Chubb's hamstring is about to overheat. Or.....

B) Not scheduling Appalachian State, the world famous giant killer season spoilers in the definition of a trap game right before the ND game which has been hyped for almost a decade.


Unbelievable. I can't even believe how fricking stupid we are.
Posted by Walkthedawg
Dawg Pound
Member since Oct 2012
11466 posts
Posted on 8/4/17 at 10:40 am to
That's some spooky stuff. Ain't no way anybody is implanting anything like that on me.
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41642 posts
Posted on 8/4/17 at 12:45 pm to
Smart was probably talking about technology that monitors players' stats and vitals to help prevent over-tiring and injury. Nothing wrong with that
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