Big black cock changed my life. Or at least it will here soon. Either way. The def chef is about to be so gosh damn paid, you bitches. And im gonna throw a fricking rager of a dope party at the pink pony. hall and oates will be the house band and all you frito pie eating motherfrickers are invited. Even my dickface haters. all both of you

I guess I should flow chart all this shite. This whole saga mustve been hatched about a week or so ago by Dinerocles the god of money and god god. So.. i was be bopping around Lennox mall eating this turtle jerky my sister had sent me and shopping for some suspenders, bumping 2chainz in my Dre beats and minding my own damn business like I do, when I kept noticing a statistical recurrence. I was seeing these truly ambrosial bitches hanging all over these fresh prince types. And then more and more I realized, EVERY SINGLE bad bitch in there had an errand boy. My brain felt looted. I had to search my mental internet for an explanation. there had to be some dark meaty logarithm to explain it all . and then it hit me right in the mouth. It was the BBC

I love it when I think of awesome shite. It couldn't be no more clear. I needed a BBC. it was such a frickin winner plan. firstly, the bitches wouldnt have to know that my B stood for Big-ish. And secondly, when word gets out that they can all get some BBC without having to frick a black dude?...sweet holy mother of love gravy. yours truly be plowing 40 acres of arse a day. I'll single handedly restore order in the south. all the newt romney racist piece of shite nascar people will have to go back to watching horse races like their ancestors. my face will get chiseled onto stone mountain .or at least spray painted under an overpass. and ill probably get my own flag. In the black words of the kickass otis redding.. "let's get it on"