Its time to pick the country that works for you

I was watching the tea and crumpets network yesterday checking out there world news. and I started looking at london and pictures of the other random shires around england. and I had to think how spectacularly laid id get over there. not just because all the dudes look like plaid #2 pencils. but because the entire god fricked place looks like post apocalyptic Cleveland without the chest hair. the only problem is all the women i saw looked like disgruntled versions of adrian balboa. so a ruthless player status would do me no good

So I starting formulizing, where is the most favorable ratio of fetching birds to trollish chaps. because only here do we say dudes and bitches in a good way. because here for my age im like a 6.5. but i still aspire to frick 9s. but some of the time im only competing with spanky types. 3.5's with good credit. then I get 6's and 7's so I get laid alot but theres no loyalty. when im shooting for 8s, 9s, and dimes im competing with lane kiffin types. and I end up with 5's. because I get frustrated and it gets late

So what country could I move to where I have unfettered access to 9's due to lack of options on their part. the Ukraine has been a popular haven for sexy lab rat blondes for years but I hate vodka and family. and those bitches seem like theyd filet you in your sleep after a testy card game. so how about Brazil. I really dont know much about brazillian dudes. I feel like theyd also have big round tanned asses. and I can barely keep my pants up. its 3rd world so maybe theyd appreciate my opulent taste and my bad decisions. I think the women there also probably nurse a constant case of diarrhea due to spicy food and microbial contamination. so under that g string lurks a stained trembling anus that needs to be rinsed with milk

But the point is valid. we are approaching a new age of brisk continental travel. that geffen guy and mark cuban are funding all of it. there will soon be no passports. Only a Plenty of Fish ID number and a stem cell bar code. We'll be able to frolic in distant cultures and choosee where our shortcomings make us gods. I lust for a day where I am the sexiest man in Finland. and nobody ever questions why I show up to work in a monogrammed robe and flip flops