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How many times have you thought to yourselves..

Posted on 11/30/15 at 12:14 am
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 12:14 am
..if I could just be a fly on the wall during one of chefs weekend hotel campaigns. well good news friend

(audio) merely listening to this will make you more stupid

Clearly I was fricking with her hard most of the time and irritated I had to speak to her before I could have some pussy. its only audio because I didnt want to startle the whore in her natural habitat by pointing the phone at her. and didnt realize I was sniffing so bad the whole time. sinus issues and whatnot

And TL;DL but whatever
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:27 am to
Mother fricking brilliant! !!!

We need this to be an ongoing series. "Tybee Time"

Please tell me this SoCal chick is at least a 7. Cause she's certainly not the brightest bulb in the kitchen.
Posted by Sandwich
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
5548 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:34 am to
I don't tell people I'm half shite!....lol...fricking gold man
Posted by Red&Black
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2013
1912 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:42 am to
Dude this is awesome please keep this stuff going.
Posted by SneakyWaff1es
Member since Nov 2012
3939 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:48 am to
Dude I couldn't even listen to that. Who in the frick goes back to some dude's hotel room to argue the difference between different flavored knee grows? And what kind of dumb count native American calls herself Indian then says her people are the smartest people on earth? Her people have known they weren't in India since like....forever.

I don't care what that hooker looked like. I'm way to old to go through that much stupid just for some pussy. You're a much more driven man than I.
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:50 am to
I'm just gonna call her Aunt Jemima.
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:03 am to
she s not a hooker that I know of lol

bitch said from the "south coast"

spank has seen pics of her shes not bad. 7 is fair I think
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
4129 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:14 am to
is her name Cortina?
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24555 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 10:20 am to
pretty riveting stuff chef


Yer doin gods work, son
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

spank has seen pics of her shes not bad. 7 is fair I think





Definitely fair on looks. And if one like the crazy bitches she's pushing dime status, at least from the I <3 chef story you told me.
This post was edited on 11/30/15 at 6:37 pm
Posted by WhopperDawg
Member since Aug 2013
3073 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:05 pm to
Any hooker that has a friend named Porsha is AOK with me.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:19 pm to
Why do you still have clothes on?
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:27 pm to
Next time record the main event.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:39 pm to
Like the one on the pancake syrup? ?
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 7:43 pm to
Must have missed that one hahaha!
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7897 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 8:01 pm to
She seems kind of annoying, no offense.

Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 8:17 pm to
You sound a little like south side Steve.
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 8:22 pm to
Yeah C'mon!
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

She seems kind of annoying, no offense


haha the frick do I care. i was trying to get her to stfu so I could drop the hammer on her arse

but fwiw shes not like that most of the time lol ive known her a while. i shouldnt have to say this but there were plenty of toxins in that room. her babbling arse was incapable of silence
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 11/30/15 at 9:00 pm to
The crush soda can made me laugh
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