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HGMF Week 3: Results. . .

Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:48 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:48 pm
Alright, so not one person got the parlay which throws a wrench in the mailman twist.
But, the Games work in mysterious ways, and, thanks to CNB's historic faceplant, an even darker turn
has presented itself.

aka Onwards.


































K9,

Congrats on an outstanding 16 points this week! Best in the field.

When you get a chance, please honor the Games by giving me two names from below to eliminate permanently.


+4 CalDawg
+4 WildThang
+4 RFDawg
+4 DaveyDownerDawg
+2 Bitemetechfans


IN ADDITION, please accept CNB as your personal HGMF slave gimp (terms of bondage detailed below) as a bonus gift.

And please also award another gimp slave from above to one of the following runners-up below..


+14 bdv1974
+14 Deeprig9
+12 IT Dawg
+12 VoxDawg
+12 Ugasickem
+12 DrunkenSailor
+12 Hinesville Thrill









Terms of Bondage:
-A gimp gives 1 of its correct game picks to his owner every week
-If a gimp owner ever finds himself on the chopping block
-he can sell his gimp to another participant for immunity
-If a gimp survives long enough, it will be emancipated during UGA's bye week
-or it can earn immediate emancipation any week by winning
-Although unlikely, if a gimp should go zero on game picks again
-the owner and his gimp are both dead
-then and there






































Soundtrack: LINK.........................................
Posted by VoxDawg
Glory, Glory
Member since Sep 2012
59307 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:51 pm to
Interesting. I'll take a gimp!
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25651 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:51 pm to
Awesome...
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15918 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:53 pm to
Haha, if I was ever selected as a gimp, I'd be shooting for an 0-fer every week.

Edit: Also, what happens if a gimp commits suicide???
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 6:59 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

Haha, if I was ever selected as a gimp, I'd be shooting for an 0-fer every week.

But, if you could keep your head down, and endure, and survive... until emancipation, and then maybe just maybe go on to Victory...

Well that;d be an HGMF fairy tale.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95839 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:01 pm to
I feel like if I tried to pick every game wrong I'd frick it up and pick every game right

Maybe it's time to change strategies...
Posted by drunkensailor89
Kingsland, GA
Member since Sep 2013
1964 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:02 pm to
Bad arse twist! Hook me up K9
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14116 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:16 pm to
shite...I need a gimp!
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86421 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:16 pm to
I love it. HGMF
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:17 pm to
K9 congrats on owning your own gimp
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:18 pm to
Also if I am graced by your choice I would love to be the proud owner of a wild thang lol
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 7:27 pm
Posted by bigdawg7780
SC
Member since Oct 2013
2788 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:18 pm to
Wildthing and biteme deuces

LINK
This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 7:28 pm
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30531 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:28 pm to
Call in the hard, pipe hitting ni**as. Get mid-evil on their arse

Posted by RFDAWG
Aiken SC
Member since Sep 2012
1957 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:38 pm to
Which Frommrade is going to be this gimp's master K9?
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:49 pm to
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
23953 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 7:56 pm to
wow. what an electric turn of events.

I dont have anything dramatic for delivering the two names. So Caldawg and RFdawg, its been a pleasure. Creativity in your handle hurt your cause here. think twice next time you join a message board. it does matter.



As for the second Gimp...

For entertainment purposes, I think the choice is obvious...see pictures below









This post was edited on 9/20/17 at 8:46 pm
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
23953 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 8:05 pm to
sidenote: i think I hit on my parlay...
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
42426 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 8:10 pm to
I thought you hit on your parlay as well.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63729 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 8:10 pm to
God dammit I was afraid of this.

Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21681 posts
Posted on 9/20/17 at 8:10 pm to
K9, don't forget about the one who gave you bonus points in proxy.....
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