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Posted on 5/23/15 at 12:53 pm to TMDawg
Hell yes! We should do Christopher's entire album........
"A Waterboy Can Survive":
The weatherman says it's pushin 99
And the Powerade buckets they're a goin dry
Richt's lookin pekid Chubbs lyin on the ground
If we don't get hydrated this ship's goin down
I work back behind the bench, ya see
The hose and the water Richt's woman and me
I've cups on the table and a shite ton of ice
And a water boy can survive
Waterboys can SURVIVE
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 5/23/15 at 1:28 pm to Jefferson Dawg
"A Waterboy Can Survive":
The weatherman says it's pushin 99
And the Powerade buckets they're a goin dry
Richt's lookin pekid Chubbs lyin on the ground
If we don't get hydrated this ship's goin down
I work back behind the bench, ya see
The hose and the water Richt's woman and me
I've cups on the table and a shite ton of ice
And a water boy can survive
Waterboys can SURVIVE
I can stir a batch all day long
While the team goes swimming from dusk ’til dawn
Then we head back from Ramsey but we still aren't through
Ain’t no job too small to do
‘Cause we mix up the goods with some homemade ice
And a waterboy can survive
Waterboys can SURVIVE
Because you can’t dry us out
Even during summer runs
‘Cause we’re them ole boys used to workin’ in the sun
And we say grace and we say Ma’am
And if you ain’t into that, Richt sure gives a damn
We work in the sun and don’t ever yield
Even if we get an indoor practice field
We’ll mix you up a drink if you get on in line
And a waterboy can survive
Waterboys can SURVIVE
I knew a milktoast waterboy from up in Kansas City
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon
But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter
Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 5/23/15 at 1:44 pm to TMDawg
"On the One Again"
On the one again
I just can’t wait to get on the one again
The life I love is throwing ’til the end
And I can’t wait to get on the one again
On the one again
Runnin’ plays that’ll never win
Knowin' Gurley would just plow right in
But we just can’t run it on the one again
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 1:50 pm
Posted on 5/23/15 at 1:57 pm to TMDawg
I knew a milktoast waterboy from up in Kansas City
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon
But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter
Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon
But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter
Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 5/23/15 at 2:08 pm to TMDawg
quote:
On the one again
Runnin’ plays that’ll never win
El O El
Posted on 5/23/15 at 2:27 pm to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
I knew a milktoast waterboy from up in Kansas City
He never called me by name, just hill billy….
My grandpa taught me put a little salt in each cup
His taught him about Perrier and other gay stuff….
He used to send me pictures of his stockpiles of Evian
And I’d send him a garden hose coupon
But he was killed by dehydration when he came down for a game
His pale pasty yankee skin burst into fricking flames...
I’d love to take a piss in his teams fancy glacier water
And hide all their ice so it gets even hotter
Cause a waterboy can survive
This waterboy will SURVIVE
added it to the rest in the other post 
This post was edited on 5/23/15 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 5/23/15 at 6:43 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/24/15 at 12:00 pm to Chris_topher
She Thinks My Clipboard's Sexy
Standin’ on the sideline watchin’ us punt
Couldn’t even convert another 3rd and 1
He dropped back to pass and he threw another incomplete
Surely it’s only because he’s been here longer
No other reason he could be the starter
It’s all the truth, at least that’s what she says to me
She thinks my clipboard's sexy
And says I have a lot of heart
She’s always yellin’ at Bobo
She really thinks I should start
She likes the way I hold it with just one hand
She’s even kinda crazy saying Richt's being a fair man
She says I’m the only one who doesn’t understand...why not me
She thinks my clipboard's sexy
Another set of downs and we can’t get it right
Coach is getting angry and I think he just might
Put me in, call a play, and let me try to air it out
She looks at me and says ‘this is your shot’
She wants me to go out and show what I’ve got
I drop back to pass and throw it right up and it gets pickedddd
She thinks my clipboard's sexy
And says I have a lot of heart
She’s always yellin’ at Bobo
She really thinks I should start
She likes the way I hold it with just one hand
She’s even kinda crazy saying Richt's being a fair man
She says I’m the only one who doesn’t understand...why not me
She thinks my clipboard's sexy
This post was edited on 5/24/15 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 5/24/15 at 4:05 pm to TMDawg
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Wide Open Receivers
Did Christopher really slip a Dixie Chicks song into the list?
Imagine a Techie cruising down the backroads...with the windows down....singing along to this at the top of his lungs.... LINK......
Posted on 5/24/15 at 5:39 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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