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Bring it on Gatas
Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:14 pm
#Gators WR Josh Hammond brings up that UF has won 3 straight against Georgia. "They might be the No. 3 team ... but they can't beat Florida"
Chauncey Gardner on UGA QB Jake Fromm's success: "He's throwing simple passes. I get it. Anybody can throw a slant." #Gators
HATE WEEK!
Chauncey Gardner on UGA QB Jake Fromm's success: "He's throwing simple passes. I get it. Anybody can throw a slant." #Gators
HATE WEEK!
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Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:19 pm to Dawgholio
Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:19 pm to Dawgholio
Lol guess that Saban disciple they got down there forgot to teach them you don’t poke a bear
Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:27 pm to Dawgholio
The fact that he says any team I'm general "can't " beat them just shows what a moron he is. Smh
Posted on 10/23/17 at 12:37 pm to Dawgholio
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"They might be the No. 3 team ... but they can't beat Florida"
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"He's throwing simple passes. I get it. Anybody can throw a slant."
Excellent timing on this...
Could we be so lucky that they call out Sony?
Posted on 10/23/17 at 1:45 pm to Dawgholio
Posted on 10/23/17 at 1:47 pm to SquatchDawg
I hope Fromm just throws slants. All day. And they just keep working. All day.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 2:44 pm to GurleyGirl
Corch Irwin meyers
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:12 pm to GurleyGirl
Damn why did you have to post that embarrassing scumbag twit and her stupid Gator rant on the floor of Congress?
She was district 5 I believe but in November she will be Cell block 5.
She was district 5 I believe but in November she will be Cell block 5.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 3:32 pm to Dawgholio
Ok well if they want to go there, let the Gator jokes begin:
Gator fan reads in the paper "Vacation cruise for $99." Goes to the place and says "I'll have the vacation cruise for $99." Guy says "Give me $99" and the Gator fan pays him. Guy comes from around the counter with a baseball bat and knocks the Gator fan in the head, knocks him to the ground, wraps up the Gator fan in sheets, towels and blankets and ties him up with some rope, opens the back door, throws the Gator fan in the river and there he goes.
About 15 minutes later, an Auburn fan comes in. Says "I'll have the vacation cruise for $99." Guy gets his money, same thing - knocks him in the head, wraps and ties him up and throws him in the river.
About 30 minutes later the Gator fan and the Auburn fan are floating down the river together. Auburn fan looks at the Gator fan and says "Do you think they are gonna serve any food on this cruise?" Gator fan says "They didn't last year." (Dumb arse Gator fans)
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What do you get when you cross a Gator an and a pig? Not a damn thing cause there are just some things a pig just won't do.
Gator fan reads in the paper "Vacation cruise for $99." Goes to the place and says "I'll have the vacation cruise for $99." Guy says "Give me $99" and the Gator fan pays him. Guy comes from around the counter with a baseball bat and knocks the Gator fan in the head, knocks him to the ground, wraps up the Gator fan in sheets, towels and blankets and ties him up with some rope, opens the back door, throws the Gator fan in the river and there he goes.
About 15 minutes later, an Auburn fan comes in. Says "I'll have the vacation cruise for $99." Guy gets his money, same thing - knocks him in the head, wraps and ties him up and throws him in the river.
About 30 minutes later the Gator fan and the Auburn fan are floating down the river together. Auburn fan looks at the Gator fan and says "Do you think they are gonna serve any food on this cruise?" Gator fan says "They didn't last year." (Dumb arse Gator fans)
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What do you get when you cross a Gator an and a pig? Not a damn thing cause there are just some things a pig just won't do.
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:01 pm to Dawgirl
Why did the Florida player steal a police car?
He saw 911 on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
He saw 911 on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 4:03 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:28 pm to Dawgirl
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Ok well if they want to go there, let the Gator jokes begin
Duh nuh nuh nuh *snap snap*
Duh nuh nuh nuh *snap snap*
Duh nuh nuh nuh
Duh nuh nuh nuh
Duh nuh nuh nuh *snap snap*
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all frick one another
The Gator family
Duh nuh nuh nuh *snap snap*
Duh nuh nuh nuh *snap snap*
Duh nuh nuh nuh
Duh nuh nuh nuh
Duh nuh nuh nuh *snap snap*
Posted on 10/23/17 at 4:37 pm to Dawgholio
terrible thread title
Posted on 10/23/17 at 6:19 pm to K9
You mean the jokes are bad? If thats what your saying, your not insulting me, your insulting the late, great Lewis Grizzard. 
This post was edited on 10/23/17 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 10/23/17 at 6:20 pm to FaCubeItches
Posted on 10/24/17 at 8:00 am to Dawgholio
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"He's throwing simple passes. I get it. Anybody can throw a slant."
I don't know what film he has been watching but let him keep believing that. What weak sauce UFelon is bringing this week.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 8:45 am to Dawgirl
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If thats what your saying, your not insulting me, your insulting the late, great Lewis Grizzard.
I wasn't gonna say anything at first, but then it appeared three times in the same sentence. Now I'm obligated. You're.
You're welcome.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 9:10 am to S1C EM
Why do graduates from UF hang their diplomas in their windshields? Because then they can park in handicapped spaces.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 11:37 am to Dawgholio
Nice little stat on Gardner
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Florida's Chauncey Gardner, with 14 missed tackles, still has the worst tackle rate in the SEC at just 70.8
Posted on 10/24/17 at 12:18 pm to Dawgholio
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#Gators WR Josh Hammond brings up that UF has won 3 straight against Georgia. "They might be the No. 3 team ... but they can't beat Florida" Chauncey Gardner on UGA QB Jake Fromm's success: "He's throwing simple passes. I get it. Anybody can throw a slant." #Gators
This game is gonna be so enjoyable to watch, even better than crushing UT in Knoxville with Manning & all those UT living legends looking on during his Induction to College Football Hall of Fame celebration. 41-0. Lol. frick you Peyton.
Usually, I'm all for taking starters out in the 3Q or 4Q when the game is totally in hand. Not this game. Those starters, especially the seniors, can stay in and RUTS those mullet-headed, bigmouth sister frickers all they want.
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