Tell your chunky blasted a-hole girlfriends that they just backed a tractor trailer load of bourbon street chicken up to the local gormetisserie . Because I hate every one of you and your lame as frick soccer dad jokes. your threads are an affront to those of us that took the trouble to learn reading skills when we were 6 and battling the charms of a stunning uncle

Gonna start writing on coctail napkins. You can archive them and dewey decimal your way to immortality. Tell you what, start a new game. squattys house is on baltic avenue lol

Here. I'll even alley oop you shite bag okra peddlers..

By the way, I called you all nigg3rs

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Posted by FaCubeItches

Soviet Monica, People's Republic CA

Member since Sep 2012

5875 posts

Posted on 11/7/15 at 1:01 am to Chef Leppard

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Posted by DawgHolliday

the 'cloven-land', ga

Member since Sep 2012

4978 posts

Posted on 11/7/15 at 1:15 am to Chef Leppard

May the deity of your choice heap blessings upon you in this life, Chef.

If I have said it once, I've said it at least twice. You are truly the Mark Twain of bourbon-soaked, narcotic-hazed and MDMA-enhanced message board anecdotes.

I am a simple man and am not given to wax poetic about the miracle of medium-rare Waffle House steaks, free-range whore farming, or drunkenly sucking snatch through the sexy mesh of chain link fence so, I will leave the yarn spinning to you and speak plainly in the moving words of the Lebanese poet and philosopher Gibran Khalil Gibran...

"Kul khara wa mout fi kous ummak, Ibn qahba"

Loosely translated from the Arabic, this means

"Eat shite and die in your mothers count, son of a donkey fricking whore"

Edit: Of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way

This post was edited on 11/7/15 at 1:26 am

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