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re: Your Aggie Dirty Secret?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:55 pm to cardboardboxer
Posted on 2/2/16 at 8:55 pm to cardboardboxer
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cardboardboxer
We have our winner folks.
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Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:00 pm to Roger Klarvin
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The horse laugh is the gayest thing in all of college sports including Michael Sam's time at Mizzu
Does anybody like it? Semi-serious question. AFAIK nobody does. Maybe Jason Cook's next assignment: "OK, Aggies. We're gonna BOO now."
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I've never watched the corps march in on gameday, inside or outside the stadium
Can't imagine why you would. Relatives and friends from home there for the game I would guess comprised 95% of the crowd back when, and I can't imagine it has changed much. We always figured you cretins were sleeping off Friday night, and it would have been weird to see you people there. Yes, I played the "you people" card.
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I never voted in any campus elections as a student including yell leader
And then bitched to no end about the Corps having yell leader positions locked down, amiright?
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I hate Shiner
I'm not sure when this became a thing. In my day it was Pearl vs. Lone Star, and Shiner to me is much better than either. But there are so many much better beers now that I'm surprised anybody drinks it, unless it's free.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:00 pm to Jobu93
Oh, my last one but certainly not the least:
Corps Turds SUCKED at building Bonfire. From the idiocy of not letting the most motivated group (Fish) to cut to the idiocy of CTs not knowing how to wire because the just "earned" the privilage due to class year. I swear, the CTs were fricking dangerous and about as useless as tits on a boar hog. I can go on and on about CTs acting like a monkey fricking a football in regards to Bonfire. Hell, I'm amazed they found JRPs and Reds that were as good as they were. The cream rose to the top there, but as a rule, CTs just sucked at any step of Bonfire except unload. Lastly, a Gray Pot was the pimple on the tit of said boar hog.
Corps Turds SUCKED at building Bonfire. From the idiocy of not letting the most motivated group (Fish) to cut to the idiocy of CTs not knowing how to wire because the just "earned" the privilage due to class year. I swear, the CTs were fricking dangerous and about as useless as tits on a boar hog. I can go on and on about CTs acting like a monkey fricking a football in regards to Bonfire. Hell, I'm amazed they found JRPs and Reds that were as good as they were. The cream rose to the top there, but as a rule, CTs just sucked at any step of Bonfire except unload. Lastly, a Gray Pot was the pimple on the tit of said boar hog.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:11 pm to Jobu93
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-Northgate and it's bars, well, seems kind of pussyish to me.
You guys have no idea. To SafetySam and I, Northgate meant The Grode Flicks. I don't remember the actual name of the theater but you probably get the idea.
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-I don't get the hatred for Baylor. I know they are scummy but they're Baylor and always will be.
I'm kinda with ya, kinda against ya. Aggies took their wimmens back in the day and that was my only reason for ever thinking about Baylor. And that was a very good experience, but there's no longer a need to get wimmens from Waco. And then we get "Is that an A&M question?", Ken Starr, "Don't Mess With Texas Football", lawsuit threats, sanctimonious assholes even after basketball murder and coach cover-up, and now Briles covering up rapes.
As far as "they're Baylor", they're kicking our arse in recruiting and though I can't stand the guy, they have a much better head football coach.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:11 pm to AgBQ00
quote:This but the opposite
I have my ring but not a diploma.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:15 pm to Jobu93
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Corps Turds SUCKED at building Bonfire.
Shut your whore mouth.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:23 pm to Projectpat
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We have our winner folks.
I appreciate the vote.
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You guys have no idea. To SafetySam and I, Northgate meant The Grode Flicks. I don't remember the actual name of the theater but you probably get the idea.
Not really. The bars were a movie theater?
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:25 pm to finestfirst79
Beaver Cut the Hell outta Bonfire!
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:28 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Chipotle is infinitely better than Freebirds
I will fight you at the local Chipotle of your choice. Freebird's burrito in-hand. Which I may or may not wield as a weapon, should the occasion call for it
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The horse laugh is the gayest thing in all of college sports including Michael Sam's time at Mizzu
The horse laugh amuses me. I do it at Aggie sporting events because it's part of the whole A&M sports culture thing. It's fun to be a part of is all.
But it's drop-dead hilarious to me how some will assert to their last breath that somehow making a sound like a horse fart is "classier" and "makes you a better fan/person" than someone who boos. IT'S THE EXACT SAME THING. I will boo my arse off at non-Aggie venues. Does that somehow make me a hypocrite? No, but don't tell that to some brainwashed Ags (redundant, I know
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I've never watched the corps march in on gameday, inside or outside the stadium
Didn't miss much besides college kids sweating their asses off in khaki. Not something even I make a point to go back to now that all my underclassmen are graduated. Just doesn't hold the same personal appeal unless you have a deeply personal interest in the current cadets, IMO.
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I never voted in any campus elections as a student including yell leader
Neither did I
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I hate Shiner
Meh, all beer tastes the same after awhile, tbh.
This post was edited on 2/2/16 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:30 pm to finestfirst79
Wait a second, is that you? And are you chopping down a tree wearing nothing but unlaced boots?!?!
This post was edited on 2/2/16 at 9:31 pm
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:33 pm to PhilipMarlowe
finest went HARD in the paint back in the day. 
Pun probably intended
Pun probably intended
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:34 pm to cardboardboxer
The movie theater was where Shadow Canyon is.
it was called the Campus Theater. Was closed during my tenure.
it was called the Campus Theater. Was closed during my tenure.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:41 pm to cardboardboxer
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Not really. The bars were a movie theater?
To the best of my recollection The Dixie Chicken was the only bar at Northgate. The Grode Flicks was an X-rated movie theater a block or so away.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:49 pm to PhilipMarlowe
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Wait a second, is that you? And are you chopping down a tree wearing nothing but unlaced boots?!?!
Yes, and yes. Well, and a damn good-looking ball cap. My clothes are up the tree. I needed the pic as a reminder - so are my boot laces. And apparently my file judging from the cuts. Might as well have been using a hammer.
A time-honored Corps tradition: fish tackle the company 1st sergeant, steal his clothes, climb the biggest tree that those motherfricking liars are sure their class can carry out, then he cuts down the tree to get his clothes back.
Good times.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:54 pm to finestfirst79
Posted on 2/2/16 at 9:59 pm to Warrior Poet
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- never dunked my ring
- don't wear my ring unless it's an Aggie event
Ditto. I think I only wear my ring when going to games and I never cared for dunking my ring. It seemed pretty stupid.
But then again, when I first got to A&M, I thought all the traditions were stupid. Boy, do they grow on you though!
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:01 pm to AgBQ00
You are only reinforcing my point. There are only three schools who can put their entire student body in the military, uniformed or otherwise.
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:01 pm to finestfirst79
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until I visited my hometown at Christmas:
Yep Burleson is pretty redneck
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:02 pm to finestfirst79
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And apparently my file judging from the cuts.
Yeah, blame the file...
Posted on 2/2/16 at 10:10 pm to Agforlife
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Yep Burleson is pretty redneck
Close! Very close. I grew up in Cleburne.
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