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Why is basic Español such an effective gambit on tRant?

Posted on 6/5/15 at 6:21 pm
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 6:21 pm
I know I'm not the only Texan who mixes in a little Spanish with my normal conversation. That comes out on tRant sometimes and it almost always throws someone for a loop
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55209 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 6:26 pm to
Well LSU fan HATES Hispanics and that is a fact.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21084 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 7:02 pm to
I don't mix in Spannish unless I'm drunk trying to talk to a Mexican waiter who speaks perfect English.
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27226 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 7:30 pm to
I think it'd be pretty funny if one of us started a topic and all of us responded in perfect Spanish.

That reminds me of the worst troll I ever had on TexAgs. This was bad, but I will tell y'all any way.

When Fuller was looking at going to the NFL his junior year, and we were all camping for Cotton Bowl tickets, I started a thread on TexAgs, saying that he brought donuts out and announced he was coming back. Four of my friends posted backing up the story. Obviously, that didn't go over well when people realized it was a troll.

The Aggieland Outfitters Twitter account even tweeted at Jeff Fuller, excited that he was returning.

But he decided to come back, and I credit myself for it. He saw how excited the people were.
This post was edited on 6/5/15 at 7:32 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55209 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

I don't mix in Spannish unless I'm drunk trying to talk to a Mexican waiter who speaks perfect English.




So in not the only one
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 8:16 pm to
I speak Spanish every day at work, just be careful that the Tigahs don't answer you in french
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43973 posts
Posted on 6/5/15 at 9:52 pm to
Que son los pendejos.
Spanish is a part of everyday life in The Great State, and tSECr is not the most tolerant group; so it's not entirely surprising.
Apparently their racial pejoratives are intended to insult our heritage of trailblazers and cultural variety.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 5:00 am to
quote:

I speak Spanish every day at work, just be careful that the Tigahs don't answer you in french


See this is what I kinda expected originally
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50162 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 7:20 am to
After being born and raised in Tx with 3 years of high school spanish, I can only tell you a dozen or so words.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:27 am to
Me too, and they are almost all curse words.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:33 am to
Los perros-de-maíz, ratas-de-agua comiendo, las gatitas de pantano están francés racistas hablando. Los perros-de-maíz malditas pueden mierda. Estamos Tejanos, hijos de grande puta.












Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 9:56 am to
Ouerla way




I can speak it but reading and spelling it escape me
This post was edited on 6/6/15 at 11:14 am
Posted by Tecate
Member since Nov 2012
1000 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 10:11 am to
como?
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58030 posts
Posted on 6/6/15 at 10:28 am to
Yo no sé.
Posted by TexAgChill
Member since Mar 2015
2450 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 12:04 am to
Los corndogs nunca sabrá lo que estamos diciendo.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:08 pm to
Las perras de maíz sólo hablan francés de culo.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:12 pm to
las gatitas de pantano son extremadamente daño a tope y con miedo porque nos secuestran a su coordinador defensivo y no había absolutamente nada que pudieran hacer al respecto, pero llorar a su ettuffee nutria.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:23 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55209 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:28 pm to
Translation


the kittens are extremely swamp butt hurt and afraid Because We kidnap His defensive coordinator and there was absolutely nothing They could do about it , but mourn His ettuffee otter .
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7955 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 7:36 pm to
Yeah I speek meskin. My wife lived in Spain for a year so she speaks white people meskin
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