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I've started becoming one of those fans.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 8:44 pm
Posted on 9/24/13 at 8:44 pm
I'm fantasizing ridiculous scenarios that make Johnny Football come back for a third year.
He's JFF. So undoubtedly they only way he comes back is if he's a 2nd or 3rd round grade cuz he's cash money as frick and you don't represent #topszn or the #regime if you don't got 7 figures in the bank
Thus... The only way this happens is:
- The NFL giving him back a scouting grade, and all GMs being scared off by the read option and Manziel goes back to being that undersized runt not worth a pick.
- Russell Wilson tears his ACL.
- The Redskins continue their skid and RG3/Shanahan comes to a beautiful public collision.
- Chip Kelly gets fired.
- Jerry Jones has secret meetings with Paul Manziel telling him he will draft Manziel if Johnny waits another year.
- Uncle Nate leaves the country.
- The AFC Championship is Tom Brady/Peyton Manning warding off any AFC teams from wanting a mobile guy.
- The NFC Championship is Atlanta vs Dallas warding off any NFC teams from wanting a mobile QB. Other than Dallas of course.
He's JFF. So undoubtedly they only way he comes back is if he's a 2nd or 3rd round grade cuz he's cash money as frick and you don't represent #topszn or the #regime if you don't got 7 figures in the bank
Thus... The only way this happens is:
- The NFL giving him back a scouting grade, and all GMs being scared off by the read option and Manziel goes back to being that undersized runt not worth a pick.
- Russell Wilson tears his ACL.
- The Redskins continue their skid and RG3/Shanahan comes to a beautiful public collision.
- Chip Kelly gets fired.
- Jerry Jones has secret meetings with Paul Manziel telling him he will draft Manziel if Johnny waits another year.
- Uncle Nate leaves the country.
- The AFC Championship is Tom Brady/Peyton Manning warding off any AFC teams from wanting a mobile guy.
- The NFC Championship is Atlanta vs Dallas warding off any NFC teams from wanting a mobile QB. Other than Dallas of course.
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Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:06 pm to TeLeFaWx
I started talking about it last week. I had to bring myself back to earth.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:16 pm to ShaneTheLegLechler
The probability of Taylor Bertolet making every kick he takes for the rest of his career is higher than the probability of JFF coming back. 
This post was edited on 9/24/13 at 9:18 pm
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:24 pm to TeLeFaWx
QB heavy draft next year. JFF could stick around in Aggieland. He said something to a Bama player after the game about it.
Not outside the realm of possibility. Rant would have a meltdown if he came back again. Get some defense and Ags would be one of the favorites for the SEC and a possible shot at BCS championship.
Could only imagine the recruiting boom again. Nice to think about it, even if he doesn't come back.
Not outside the realm of possibility. Rant would have a meltdown if he came back again. Get some defense and Ags would be one of the favorites for the SEC and a possible shot at BCS championship.
Could only imagine the recruiting boom again. Nice to think about it, even if he doesn't come back.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:36 pm to TeLeFaWx
I know of 3 teams he wants to play for and at least 1 specific he does not want.
I can say he does not want to end up in a cold weather city.
I can say he does not want to end up in a cold weather city.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 9:57 pm to Dr RC
Let me guess, he would love to play for: Houston, Dallas, or Saints.
Doesn't want to go to Cleveland.
Doesn't want to go to Cleveland.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:35 pm to TeLeFaWx
I've talked myself into and out of scenarios that'll bring him back for a third year more times than I can count already 
But I've settled upon assuming that he's gone and will be pleasantly surprised if he proves me wrong.
But I've settled upon assuming that he's gone and will be pleasantly surprised if he proves me wrong.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 10:46 pm to TeLeFaWx
Johnny coming back would be his ultimate troll on all of college football. I support this.
Posted on 9/24/13 at 11:06 pm to betweenthebara
If he and Evans stayed I think we would have a great shot at the NC next year. I think we will have to wait until 2015 if they both go.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 9:52 am to betweenthebara
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Johnny coming back would be his ultimate troll on all of college football. I support this.
Johnny announcing he's coming back during his Heisman acceptance speech would be an even bigger troll.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 10:26 am to CGSC Lobotomy
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Johnny announcing he's coming back during his Heisman acceptance speech would be an even bigger troll.
I honestly don't know if this site would make it through...
Posted on 9/25/13 at 11:52 am to TbirdSpur2010
"Wow. Didn't expect to be up here again. First of all, let me start off by saying that, after a long conversation with Mike Evans, Cedric Ogbuehi, Coach Sumlin, Coach McKinney, Coach Spavital, my parents, and most importantly God...that I am just not ready for the NFL yet. We will all be coming back next season. I'd like to thank ______________________ and look forward to playing in the new Kyle Field in front of an even bigger 12th man next season. Thanks and gig 'em."
This post was edited on 9/25/13 at 11:53 am
Posted on 9/25/13 at 12:18 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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I've settled upon assuming that he's gone and will be pleasantly surprised if he proves me wrong.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 5:42 pm to Projectpat
He should come back. Better yet, play all four years. He'll be known as the greatest college football player of all-time with no near 2nd place. It's perfect. He'll make plenty of money in his life. The Aggie network will always see to that.
Posted on 9/25/13 at 9:45 pm to GandhiAggie
This is exactly what I've thought all along. He has the chance to be known as one of the greats all time in college, if not the greatest. His pro career will still be there, and if it turns out his game doesn't translate to the next level he has his college resume that he could milk for the rest of his life. He would always be taken care of by the a&m family at the very least. (All of this is still probably true if he leaves after this season though, except the going down as the greatest)
With all of that said...he gone.
With all of that said...he gone.
Posted on 9/27/13 at 11:55 pm to betweenthebara
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The probability of Taylor Bertolet making every kick he takes for the rest of his career is higher than the probability of JFF coming back.
Man, if you had said Bertolet making every kick for the rest of the season for JFF to come back I would have said thats bad odds..
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