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Worst team in the SEC?

Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:53 pm
Posted by BhamDore
Nashville
Member since Aug 2009
6283 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:53 pm
South Carolina, Mizzou, Vandy or Auburn. Looking for a consensus.
Who finishes with the least conference wins?
Posted by mattytiger123
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jul 2014
3021 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:55 pm to
Mizzou. I have never seen such a wretched offense.
Posted by SoberAg
College Station
Member since Oct 2014
1310 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:57 pm to
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Mizzou. I have never seen such a wretched offense.


Did you watch us play ole miss?
Posted by ShreveportHog94
GodBlessAmerica
Member since Nov 2006
6036 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:57 pm to
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South Carolina, Mizzou, Vandy or Auburn


One of these is not remotely like the other three.
This post was edited on 10/26/15 at 11:58 pm
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:58 pm to
It's strange because I'd still put our defense up against anyone in the conference, so if we are talking talent or competitiveness wise, I don't know where we'd rank when you factor in that 50% of the team is very good at what it does.

But in terms of generating wins, you have to be able to, like, do, something...on offense. We don't.

And you definitely have to do, well, something offensively when the remaining opponents are Miss State, BYU, Tenn and Arky.

Assuming we continue to do absolutely nothing on O its impossible to see Mizzou winning another game. The only way we get any more wins would be like last year at the Swamp where there was an avalanche of defensive and special teams scores by Mizzou.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:01 am to
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Did you watch us play ole miss?

This is like Donald Trump seeking sympathy about his yacht springing a leak from a homeless one legged guy who has AIDS.

Yes, we know your offense had one bad game. It's not like what we are going through right now bub. Not close.
This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 12:03 am
Posted by imraged
Member since Nov 2010
2343 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:02 am to
Has to be USC.

The other teams at the bottom are at least anywhere from solid to actually good on one side of the ball or the other. USC just sucks all around. They only managed a 9 point victory over Vandy with 5 turnovers.
Posted by SoberAg
College Station
Member since Oct 2014
1310 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:03 am to
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Mizzou Fan in Da ATX


I will trade you our offensive coordinator for a literal bag of shite and feel like I came out ahead on that deal.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:21 am to
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I will trade you our offensive coordinator for a literal bag of shite and feel like I came out ahead on that deal.

Dave Christensen is Mizzou's former offensive coordinator under Pinkel, you know. You really want to keep trading with us?

Since you may not be up to speed on what I'm talking about:

Mizzou is currently 126th out of 127 FBS teams this year in both scoring offense and total offense.

When our next game against Mississippi State starts, we will have gone 33 days without a touchdown.

Now what was that about coming out ahead on the deal?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95871 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:23 am to
So we're the worst team in the SEC because we only beat Vandy by 9? Did that honestly make sense when you typed it?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:26 am to
Auburn doesn't belong in that list.

I'd say SCAR is the worst just because they gave up 24 to Mizzou which is runner up for worst offense in the country. I haven't looked at the numbers but I imagine SCAR's pitiful defense is the only thing keeping Mizzou's offense out of last place.
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:28 am to
Weird that SC and Mizzou were easily the top 2 in the East a mere 2 years ago... with Vandy at 3rd. Now they made up the trifecta of complete and utter dog poop.
Posted by SoberAg
College Station
Member since Oct 2014
1310 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:42 am to
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Dave Christensen is Mizzou's former offensive coordinator under Pinkel, you know. You really want to keep trading with us?

Since you may not be up to speed on what I'm talking about:

Mizzou is currently 126th out of 127 FBS teams this year in both scoring offense and total offense.

When our next game against Mississippi State starts, we will have gone 33 days without a touchdown.

Now what was that about coming out ahead on the deal?


Never try to out self-deprecate a Mizzou Fan
Posted by UnAnon
Breaux Bridge
Member since Sep 2013
6433 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:43 am to
Lsu Special Teams is the worst team in the SEC. Final answer.
Posted by RamboMizzou
Springfield
Member since Jan 2014
10144 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:48 am to
Ask yourself, if you were to take players from all three teams to make one team, what would the results be? The D would be almost all Mizzou with a little Vandy and besides Cooper, who else would make the team? Honestly, if you combined all three teams offenses, you'd still probably have a pretty shite offense.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29449 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:50 am to
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Honestly, if you combined all three teams offenses, you'd still probably have a pretty shite offense.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 12:51 am to
Mizzu

They don't even have an O up there.
Posted by rockytop627
Member since Jan 2014
10041 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 1:14 am to
Mizzou is a polar opposite of 2012 UT

Top 15-20 defense
Bottom 3-5 offense
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 1:23 am to
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Mizzou is a polar opposite of 2012 UT

Top 15-20 defense
Bottom 3-5 offense

What's exasperating about it is, Mizzou's still only three touchdowns away from possibly being 7-1 right now rather than 4-4.

The defense has been *good enough* for us to actually have a darn good year even with a crappy offense...just not with an appallingly atrocious one.
Posted by Ironhead985
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
8720 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 1:41 am to
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Mizzou. I have never seen such a wretched offense.
Coming from us, that is really, REALLY saying something.
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