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Worst player in Madden '07 strikes back.
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:20 pm
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:20 pm
Ethan Albright's email to EA about being the worst rated player in Madden '07. Trust me and just read this, it is worth your time. Absolutely amazing.
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This guy wins.
LINK
This guy wins.
This post was edited on 11/23/15 at 5:21 pm
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Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:24 pm to skirpnasty
That's awesome.
I like this part...
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You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shite and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast.
This post was edited on 11/23/15 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:25 pm to skirpnasty
a profanity laden letter that makes him sound like a cry baby meat head w/anger issues is winning?
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:28 pm to Dr RC
In the sense that it's hilarious, yes.
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:29 pm to skirpnasty
That was gold.
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:29 pm to skirpnasty
Lol
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John, you are such a fricking dick. I also noticed that my kick return rating was a 0. I was rated a fricking zero? So you feel that I shouldn’t even receive a 10, or even a 5? You are pretty much saying that I couldn’t even fall forward on a ball kicked in my direction. I would just stand there and let the ball bounce off of my fricking face.
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:30 pm to Dr RC
I don't think actually wrote it. It's a joke. Also, he made the Pro Bowl that year
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:34 pm to DuncanIdaho
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frick you, John. Please expect to find red pubes in various meals you consume for the rest of your life. If you frick with Ethan Albright, you call down the thunder.
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:35 pm to genro
well that's a bit disappointing.
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:37 pm to genro
This melt is 10\10. Just saw it wasn't real, boooooooo.
This post was edited on 11/23/15 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:40 pm to Hogwarts
How could anyone think that was real
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:43 pm to Grim
Mississippi education ?
Posted on 11/23/15 at 5:45 pm to Grim
A Moo State honor student like the OP would think that is real.
Posted on 11/23/15 at 6:04 pm to skirpnasty
Posted on 11/23/15 at 6:21 pm to skirpnasty
That is literally one of the funniest things I've ever read.
I can't breathe...
I can't breathe...
Posted on 11/23/15 at 6:28 pm to skirpnasty
love the Batman Carroll reference right off the bat
Posted on 11/23/15 at 6:35 pm to skirpnasty
I'm dying right now.
That is one of the most hilarious and intelligent rants ive read in a long time.
Laughing so hard.
Thanks for posting
*got the opinion some one wrote this from his perspective.
doesn't change the stellar level of comedic prose. still funny as hell
That is one of the most hilarious and intelligent rants ive read in a long time.
Laughing so hard.
Thanks for posting
*got the opinion some one wrote this from his perspective.
doesn't change the stellar level of comedic prose. still funny as hell
This post was edited on 11/23/15 at 6:38 pm
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