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"Working in Memphis" by Barry Odom

Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:22 am
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:22 am
Ripped up my application to Mizzou and
I boarded the plane
Fresh off having lost to the Arkytards
In the middle of the pouring rain

We still could do what we do
Even without GP
But I’m not a sexy pick like Richt
So now I'm as Blue as a Tiger can be

Now I'm working in Memphis
I was probably like 10 spots down on Mizzou’s list
Working in Memphis
When Mizzou settles for Dino Babers I will be missed

Now, boosters have been throwing hissy fits
About a kid who wouldn’t eat food
So they hastened GP’s exit
Then they asked me if I would
Sit and twiddle my fingers
While they tried for Richt or Herman with all their might
Our AD said “Tell me, are you still going to interview at Memphis, my child?”
And I said, “Mack, I am tonight!”

Now I’m working in Memphis
I tried my best to be a good True Son
But I’m working in Memphis
At least I won’t get called the next Kim Anderson
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:23 am to
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:24 am to
Wow
Posted by TigerCruise
Virginia Beach, VA
Member since Oct 2013
11898 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:24 am to
True Son.

Stupidest shite we ever came up with at Mizzou.

GP was from fricking Ohio and is arguably the best coach Mizzou ever had.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:25 am to
quote:


Working in Memphis
When Mizzou settles for Dino Babers I will be missed


sounds like you should work Matt Wells into the song..

quote:


Now I’m working in Memphis
I tried my best to be a good True Son



"But I’m working in Memphis
..instead now I'm gonna have some fun."
Posted by Vandyrone
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2012
6953 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:26 am to
This is bad and you should feel bad.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Now, boosters have been throwing hissy fits
About a kid who wouldn’t eat food
So they hastened GP’s exit
Then they asked me if I would
Sit and twiddle my fingers


apparently he's figured out that Pinky's "I gots ta quit football because of da cancer" is just another load, and Pinkel was fired as he let slip in his final post game interview.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69890 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:30 am to
Dino Babers would be an interesting choice for Mizzou.


You'll have an explosive offense, forget about playing defense tho.
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5470 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:32 am to
I would not like Babers being hired by Mizzou. He is a good coach.
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:32 am to
quote:

arguably the best coach Mizzou ever had.




thats some funny shite right there.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:35 am to
quote:

This is bad and you should feel bad.

Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:35 am to

the main thing is the campus SJWtards would approve:





Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69890 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:36 am to
quote:

would not like Babers being hired by Mizzou. He is a good coach.




It would make me a little nervous, but we've seen his style before. If you can run the football and control the clock, it's pretty easy to beat his teams.



Now, if he gets a top notch DC, that's a scary thought.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69890 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

the main thing is the campus SJWtards would approve:





My first thought as well.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111494 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:37 am to
Fat white chicks?
Posted by TigerTalker16
Columbia,MO
Member since Apr 2015
11533 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:38 am to
quote:

At least I won’t get called the next Kim Anderson


Why Mike Alden why? Why did you do this to our basketball program? fricking D-2 coaching hire.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:49 am to
You are never going to get over getting anal herpes after being sodomized by Michael Sam are you?
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 10:51 am to
quote:

You are never going to get over getting anal herpes


is that what you fagg ots get??

ewwe disgusting...



you sjwtards that roll around in shite, deserve what you get.
This post was edited on 12/1/15 at 10:52 am
Posted by Jagd Tiger
The Kinder, Gentler Jagd
Member since Mar 2014
18139 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:00 am to

I hope either Odom(at Memphis) or Steckel(at Springfield) will give Andy Hill a job, assuming the next HC won't keep him on as a special team/recruiting coordinator.

He's not all that good a coach but he is the one guy on that entire staff I hate seeing put out on the street.
Posted by MIZ_COU
I'm right here
Member since Oct 2013
13771 posts
Posted on 12/1/15 at 11:00 am to
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sjwtards
That's an awfullllly big word for you. I hope you didn't hurt yourself typing it.
With one finger.
That you pulled out of your arse
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