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WomenU - The case for the best women's sports program in the SEC.
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:36 pm
In addition to being called "DBU" and other great terms from our sports program's success, Florida certainly has also earned the right to be dubbed "WomenU" as we have the best sports program going right now for the women's side of things.
Ranked #1 in gymnastics
Ranked #1 in softball
Ranked #26 in basketball
Finished ranked #16 in volleyball
Ranked #6 in indoor track and field
Ranked #6 in outdoor track and field
Finished Ranked #3 in tennis
Finished Ranked #13 in lacrosse
Ranked #15 in swimming and diving
Finished Ranked #8 in soccer
Ranked #20 in golf
So basically every sport that the women play in, they're ranked. Current champs in gymnastics and softball. I don't think there is another program in the SEC that comes close to this.
Ranked #1 in gymnastics
Ranked #1 in softball
Ranked #26 in basketball
Finished ranked #16 in volleyball
Ranked #6 in indoor track and field
Ranked #6 in outdoor track and field
Finished Ranked #3 in tennis
Finished Ranked #13 in lacrosse
Ranked #15 in swimming and diving
Finished Ranked #8 in soccer
Ranked #20 in golf
So basically every sport that the women play in, they're ranked. Current champs in gymnastics and softball. I don't think there is another program in the SEC that comes close to this.
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Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:36 pm to ForeverGator
All them yoga pants and short shorts all year long. 
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:37 pm to roadGator
Florida is good at basically every sport sans football. Not sure why it needs to be broken up into Men's and Women's.
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:37 pm to ForeverGator
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So basically every sport that the women play in, they're ranked. Current champs in gymnastics and softball. I don't think there is another program in the SEC that comes close to this.
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Ranked #26 in basketball
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#26
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:38 pm to ForeverGator
Fitting, with uf's ties to that title ix loving twat Nancy hogshead
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:40 pm to MoarKilometers
What ties would those be?
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:41 pm to ForeverGator
I'll go with "What does tRant usually say 
it's women's sports so who GAF?" for a thousand, Alex.
it's women's sports so who GAF?" for a thousand, Alex.
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:42 pm to ForeverGator
I love womenz
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:42 pm to roadGator
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yoga pants
God bless the man who invented them.
Because you know it was a man.
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:44 pm to cardboardboxer
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God bless the man who invented them.
Because you know it was a man.
Did an Aggie invent skinny jeans for men?
Just kidding.
Maybe.
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:47 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Did an Aggie invent skinny jeans for men?
Close but no.
They did however invent these for their men.
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:48 pm to roadGator
Florida cheerleader Tarin Moses
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:49 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Holy shite.. things that cannot be unseen....
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 12:55 pm
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:50 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Did an Aggie invent skinny jeans for men?
No. Who the frick likes a guy in skinny jeans? I see those wimp hipsters in skinny jeans with overdone mustaches and what I see are boys who would cry like bitches if you punched them in the face.
We wouldn't invent men's clothing because the best thing a man can wear is his birthday suit. Instead we invent women's clothing that prevents them from competing for the men we love (or want to love):
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:52 pm to cardboardboxer
That's proof of more gayness from aTm. Guys don't want women's nipples to be restricted in the cold. WTF
Posted on 1/28/16 at 12:54 pm to cardboardboxer
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We wouldn't invent men's clothing because the best thing a man can wear is his birthday suit. Instead we invent women's clothing that prevents them from competing for the men we love (or want to love):
Have to give it to y'all...you just roll with the punches about this line of hazing.
Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:08 pm to Carolina_Girl
Actually the intention is to not just roll with the punches, that is a beta move. The only reason an Aggie is going to turn the other cheek is so that a man can stick his penis there.
Our intention is to go too far so "Mr. Conservative SEC Fan" who makes a gay joke to get a few yucks is forced to deal with the vivid mental image we implant on his brain when we run with his joke down the rabbit hole. That way he is less likely to draw water from the same well in the future, because we might make him deal with another gay mental image.
Basically the same concept as a shock collar for dogs, because let's be honest we are dealing with similar levels of intelligence in a lot of cases on this forum (present company excluded).
This post was edited on 1/28/16 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 1/28/16 at 1:33 pm to ForeverGator
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Ranked #26
no such thing
Posted on 1/28/16 at 2:56 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Worth clicking this thread
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