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re: Why WASHINGTON can beat Alabama
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:22 pm to DarthTiger
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:22 pm to DarthTiger
I heard Bama is going to practice with a caged Malamute dog at their bowl practices.
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Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:27 pm to PurpleReignUW
Petersen is an outstanding coach. I mean outstanding. Washington just doesn't have enough horses for bama though.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:31 pm to Sneakerhead42
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Why WASHINGTON can beat Alabama
Either this is the OP or he plagerized this whole thing!!!!!! #fraud
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That guy is going to Tuscaloosa. The OP is going to Arizona. Clearly 2 different people.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:32 pm to TDawg1313
Maybe he is just bipolar ....... 
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:36 am to TDawg1313
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That guy is going to Tuscaloosa. The OP is going to Arizona. Clearly 2 different people.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 5:12 am to PurpleReignUW
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Jack "Cobra" Browning - He has four years of high school under his belt
Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:13 am to dbeck
Time to shut the Texas crap down. Sure Colt Mc Coy got hurt, but Greg Mc Elroy was playing with broken ribs and could basically not throw the ball much at all.
We had this WR named Julio Jones, I suspect you have heard of him, and he was basically an offensive lineman in this game because we could not throw. A HUGE weapon we could not use, and we still kicked that Longhorn arse.
Had the Tide had all its weapons that night we probably score 50. UT knew the run was coming and could not stop it.
We had this WR named Julio Jones, I suspect you have heard of him, and he was basically an offensive lineman in this game because we could not throw. A HUGE weapon we could not use, and we still kicked that Longhorn arse.
Had the Tide had all its weapons that night we probably score 50. UT knew the run was coming and could not stop it.
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Posted on 12/6/16 at 8:14 am to antibarner
8 pages and I think the whole thing was dripping in sarcasm. Or maybe I just misread it.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:18 am to PurpleReignUW
Stupid Northerner GTFO here
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:39 am to PurpleReignUW
Every team wants a shot at Bama! Until Bama hits them in the mouth about every play in the first half. Second half, your wore the hell out and get curb stopped on National TV. Lots of fun for UW fans, hell I would go to Arizona too and just sit in a bar with big teeted girls. It will ease the pain!
My prediction.....PAIN & AGONY! Enjoy.
My prediction.....PAIN & AGONY! Enjoy.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:41 am to PurpleReignUW
Are you still going to Arizona?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 9:55 am to Arkiebarkie
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I would go to Arizona too and just sit in a bar with big teeted girls.
It's a teat. You left out the
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Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:23 am to PurpleReignUW
Of course they "can" beat Bama.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 10:44 am to PurpleReignUW
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This will be my first trip to Arizona. Where can I find the best nachos in town? I think this will be a fun game and hope nobody gets hurt. It's a shame we have to knock Bama out of the semis since they deserve to get to play in the title game. Here are my five reasons UW wins:
1. Jack "Cobra" Browning - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has two years of college and four years of high school under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.
2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Addams, Bronte, Center, Jake Emptmankamp, The MacGary etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
3. Kawasaki - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between the defense against Wazzu and Colorado, we will see a much improved defense on New Years.
4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest UW team has been in a long time. John Ross IX, Charlie McClutchins, Tyler Rappe, Ben Ossai, Buttah Baker, Psalm "fire god" Wooching, Virta Vea etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but they and J R Threezy will bring something Bama haven't seen this year.. speed.
5. Time of Possession - I think UW can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.
I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17?
Every year this dumbass shows up in some form or another. Often times an Oregon fan, but unrealistic just the same. Bama's second team could beat Washinton, and might get the chance.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 11:05 am to PurpleReignUW
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1. Jack "Cobra" Browning
If he's anything like my Browning 12ga Shotgun, he should be money. Browning makes a damn fine shotgun.
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Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line
Damn, UW needs to fire their S&C coach.
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3. Kawasaki
Yamaha is far more superior
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4. Speed, Speed, Speed
But can they make fast people look slow?
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5. Time of Possession
Unless points are awarded for whomever has the most TOP, who cares?
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I think UW wins rather easily, say 34-17
Let's see, you have listed:
Browning
Overweight offensive line
Kawasaki
Speed,speed,Speed
Time of Possession
...and the best you could come up with is a 34-17 score?
Let me show you how it's done, son.
I predict Bama wins by a score of 56-0. Why you ask?
Well, 'If it was up to me, we wouldn't bring our offense or any damn quarterbacks. Outscoring teams is a sissy-arse way to win! We'd put 22 D-linemen out there and just beat the other team into submission -- that's real BY GOD football. But we've got some candy-arse Bowl Sponsors who say 'Hey, we want to see offensive touchdowns this year!' So we're going to ask our BY GOD DEFENSE not to score so many points against your hippy assed, liberal lovin', Bernie Sanders supportin', dope smokin', Upward League All Americans of yours. So we're bringing our offensive asses to the game just to make the sissy assed bowl sponsors happy. They'll be good for a few touchdowns or 12.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:17 pm to partsman103
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56-0
Go ahead and put that exact score on all of your possessions. Do you know how difficult it is to predict an exact score? Now if you want to say Bama wins in the neighborhood of 38 to 60-0, I can get along with that. Otherwise it's just too damn risky to tell.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 1:06 pm to Taurus 357
So one of these guys is going to Tuscaloosa and one to Arizona?
Posted on 12/6/16 at 1:40 pm to PurpleReignUW
You forgot to attach your Vegas ticket stub on your bet. You do have big players and fast players, the difference is that Bama has BIG Fast players. Their LBers and secondary are men. You will see soon enough my friend.
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