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Why do baseball players slap each others' butts?

Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:23 am
Posted by Live2CTigersWin
Member since May 2010
1664 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:23 am
Hang up and listen. Thanks.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
12996 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:27 am to
Why do LSU and Aggies hate each other so much?

Probably because they're so similar in the sexuality department that they feel they are competing for the men (much like how some women do).
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3473 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:12 am to
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Why do baseball players slap each others' butts?


Foreplay
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8633 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:14 am to
Because explicitly [homo]sexual acts are still improper for national television, that's what baseball players are limited to doing to each other.
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5562 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:14 am to
Because it hurts to slap each others dicks?

Posted by RD Dawg
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2012
27288 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Hang up and listen. Thanks


Sounds like it kinda turns you on.

Never really noticed it to be somehow linked to
Baseball compared to FB or basketball.
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:39 am to
they're obviously arse men
Posted by Live2CTigersWin
Member since May 2010
1664 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Sounds like it kinda turns you on.


No, it had me offended. However, I like seeing softball players do it though. :))
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95852 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 9:47 am to
Sounds like you need a safe space
Posted by Lord Orgeron
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
945 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Why do LSU and Aggies hate each other so much? Probably because they're so similar in the sexuality department that they feel they are competing for the men (much like how some women do).


Well at least you tried
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
15966 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:18 am to
SLAPASS!
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:20 am to
Because slapping butt is faster than this:

Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95852 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 10:21 am to
/r/whitepeoplegifs
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