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Why did Mizzou schedule BYU in Kansas City?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:38 pm
What the hell was Mizzou thinking?
Kansas City, Missouri is literally the Garden of Eden to the Mormons. It's their Holy Land. And Missourians waged a bloody campaign to kick them out of their Holy Land in the 1800s.
It took Missouri government 138 years to rescind the original Mormon Extermination Order!
So what does Mizzou do? We allow the Mormons to play us at Arrowhead Stadium (KC Chiefs), the epicenter of their Garden of Eden.
This game is personal to the Mormons. This will be FAR more than a game...this will be a war to avenge the theft, rape, and murder of the early Mormon leaders. Make no mistake: The Mormons are coming to Missouri to seek revenge for the persecution of their grandpappies and grandmammies.
Kansas City, Missouri is essentially the Mormons' Mecca or Jerusalem, and they'll pilgrimage here to play for the Moromon souls who lost their lives due to "Missouri Justice".
Mizzou fricked.
Kansas City, Missouri is literally the Garden of Eden to the Mormons. It's their Holy Land. And Missourians waged a bloody campaign to kick them out of their Holy Land in the 1800s.
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A military order signed by Missouri Governor Lilburn W. Boggs on October 27, 1838, directed that the Mormons be driven from the state or exterminated
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On June 25, 1976, Governor Christopher S. Bond issued an executive order rescinding the Extermination Order
It took Missouri government 138 years to rescind the original Mormon Extermination Order!
So what does Mizzou do? We allow the Mormons to play us at Arrowhead Stadium (KC Chiefs), the epicenter of their Garden of Eden.
This game is personal to the Mormons. This will be FAR more than a game...this will be a war to avenge the theft, rape, and murder of the early Mormon leaders. Make no mistake: The Mormons are coming to Missouri to seek revenge for the persecution of their grandpappies and grandmammies.
Kansas City, Missouri is essentially the Mormons' Mecca or Jerusalem, and they'll pilgrimage here to play for the Moromon souls who lost their lives due to "Missouri Justice".
Mizzou fricked.
This post was edited on 7/28/15 at 1:16 pm
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Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:49 pm to mizzoukills
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What the hell was Mizzou thinking?
come on, you know the answer, Alden was basically a shavetail louie in a room full of rat traps and rocking chairs, he couldn't plan his way out of a paper bag. Why do you think all the other AD's liked him so much, he was a fukking punching bag for them.
Hopefully Mack Rhodes isn't going to get jobbed like Alden, we will see, he's parroting his boss's "must play kU" message right now, give him a few months to see if he's capable of thinking for himself.
The Mizzou fans in KC act like they need special allowances but that isn't going to last. Playing the polygamists in Arrowhead isn't a big deal though, I'm sure a few beakers will lose their wives during the pilgrimage, so what..
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:53 pm to Jagd Tiger
Mormons scare me.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:55 pm to mizzoukills
relax, its BYU.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:55 pm to mizzoukills
Kansas City seems like a very weird place. With Jayhawks and Mormons around corner, I don't think I ever want to visit it. 
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:55 pm to mizslu314
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Mormons scare me.
wear a teashirt w/ something like this on it:
it'll confuse the fukk outa em
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:57 pm to Kentucker
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Kansas City seems like a very weird place. With Jayhawks and Mormons around corner, I don't think I ever want to visit it.
And westboro baptist... just come on over to STL we just have fergustan.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:57 pm to Jagd Tiger
What?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:57 pm to Kentucker
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I don't think I ever want to visit it.
it's the frontier of the SEC now, but that doesn't mean it's not the edge of nowhere.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:58 pm to mizzoukills
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Not until relatively recently has it been "safe" for Mormons to come to Missouri.
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A military order signed by Missouri Governor Lilburn W. Boggs on October 27, 1838, directed that the Mormons be driven from the state or exterminated
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On June 25, 1976, Governor Christopher S. Bond issued an executive order rescinding the Extermination Order,
Not until relatively recently has it been "safe" for Mormons to come to Missouri.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 12:59 pm to reedus23
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On June 25, 1976, Governor Christopher S. Bond issued an executive order rescinding the Extermination Order,
Not until relatively recently has it been "safe" for Mormons to come to Missouri.
HELL YA!
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:01 pm to JesusQuintana
you're confused as always eh queedus?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:03 pm to Jagd Tiger
Only when people make goofy arse posts that make no sense at all.
Now, care to explain what the frick you are talking about?
Now, care to explain what the frick you are talking about?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:03 pm to mizzoukills
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his game is personal to the Mormons. This will be FAR more than a game...this will be a war to avenge the theft, rape, and murder of the early Mormon leaders.
We're going to double down on the raping; Alden trolled the shite out of them
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:03 pm to Jagd Tiger
I am. Straighten me out. Or are you talking to Jesus again?
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:04 pm to mizslu314
remember how we always used to get jobbed by the NCAA clearinghouse? our players were always the last ones cleared to practice, because of beaker in the NCAA like abby grantstink..
that doesn't happen anymore, now that we are in the SEC..
membership has privileges...
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:19 pm to Jagd Tiger
138 years Missouri encouraged the extermination of Mormons.
Now we're going to play them in the epicenter of their Holy Land.
Now we're going to play them in the epicenter of their Holy Land.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:31 pm to mizzoukills
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Now we're going to play them in the epicenter of their Holy Land.
not concerned, it's been since like 08 since Pinkel blew a game there vs the fatman.. the only danger is if they're worse than indiana, then we may be in trouble.
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:32 pm to mizzoukills
BYU by 21
Posted on 7/28/15 at 1:33 pm to TopHog1
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BYU by 21
sig bet?
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