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Why are folks from Arkansas so fat, stupid and poor?

Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:28 am
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:28 am
Arkansas is 5th in the nation with an alarming 1/3 of it's "people" being disgusting fat asses. Also, it appears the extra body mass has led to an inordinate amount of stupid people as well as Arkansas is the 8th dumbest state by average IQ. Shockingly...fat, stupid people are also poor. Arkansas median income of $40,500 is second worst in the country and a full 12k below the national average. An alarming 19.7% of these mongoloids live below the poverty line.

Now, the question is why is this place such a shite hole? The only portion of this state that can possibly pass for not being a 3rd world country directly borders Missouri. The further you get from Missouri, the worse it gets. It's no wonder this is the most sparsely populated state not in the mountain ranges of the west. Who in the frick would want to live there. I assume not even the people that do, but they are too fat, stupid and poor to make it out.
Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:30 am to
I guess Bert is skinny.
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5575 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:30 am to
They need to quit letting people cross the border to the north it would seem
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5575 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:31 am to
Or we could talk football......but that wouldn't be as easy to dispute
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 9:32 am
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25171 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:31 am to
People who live in glass meth pipes shouldn't throw stones.
Posted by RazorHawk
Inverness, FL
Member since Dec 2004
514 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:33 am to
For me personally, I eat too much and have bad family genes. I am poor because my 401K tanked after the attack on 911, but I am not stupid.

Oh wait, I am from Iowa and am just an Arkansas fan.
Posted by John Quincy Poodle
Hogville Trash Can
Member since Nov 2014
528 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:34 am to
This is what is currently taking place in your third world shithole of a state, and you have the audacity to criticize Arkansas? LOL, fricking thick.

Mizzouri Thanksgiving
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:35 am to
How many of the Arky rant tards are members of both the 33% morbidly obese and nearly 20% below the poverty line?

Any guesses?
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33328 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:35 am to
All of us
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:36 am to
Missouri 30.4% adult obesity rate.

LINK /
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:39 am to
Quality dick ride
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:39 am to
Mizzou only 3% lower poverty rate than arky.


LINK

LINK
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28594 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:41 am to
Lolol.

What a solid troll on thxgiving. I especially loved the "disgusting fat asses" line.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69895 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:44 am to
Ferguson

/thread
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11414 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:45 am to
quote:

JesusQuintana



didn't read your post, but


BURN THIS BITCH DOWN
This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 9:46 am
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27604 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:46 am to
you started your Thanksgiving by waking up and posting a thread about Arkansas.

someone got sailed on hard this week obviously

This post was edited on 11/27/14 at 9:46 am
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:47 am to
Wouldn't know. Have added a few, but not fat. Will guarantee I can pull more arse(female) than you Mr.Quintana.

Not poor, $40,500 wouldn't even be a good month. Unless your talking taxes paid, that be a little closer.

Was born and raised here. Never found a good reason to move. Definitely not to the NORTH!

But can and will talk much shite before, during, and after the game. That is one thing we are number 1 in the nation in....besides whipping y'alls arse Friday. Will be glorious to take a gigantic, barbeque and pork rind filled shite on you and your teams dreams.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27318 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:49 am to
quote:

Quality dick ride

I'm sure you, like your manbuttloving mountain brethren, are experts.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63853 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:50 am to
Rib turds are more slippery and stink more.
Posted by The Silverback
Neptune
Member since May 2013
2036 posts
Posted on 11/27/14 at 9:56 am to
I think the Walton's are from Arkansas, if I'm not mistaken. They have more money and wealth than you, your friends and family, and everyone on this board all put together
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