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Who will be the king of sideline anger this year?
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:09 pm
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:09 pm
It will not be Muschamp. Muschamp will be surprisingly calm this year.
It will be Gus.
Gus dreams of the slight hopes of more lucky things happening to him. He knows it can't happen, but some of his sideline anger will be caused from subconscious thoughts of the Texas job or A&M. If he could somehow pull off the impossible in the first game, he would probably just ejaculate right there, just thinking of himself at the helm in Austin.
But that mere thought of joy will manifest itself instead into the most angry person the SEC has ever seen on the sidelines.
It's coming. Pure unadulterated anger. Sullen hatred. And then reality sets in. Just surviving to somehow escape to Baylor. Can he pull it off? That's when the real fear sets in.
There will be a Gus F-word meme by November. Twill be awesome.
It will be Gus.
Gus dreams of the slight hopes of more lucky things happening to him. He knows it can't happen, but some of his sideline anger will be caused from subconscious thoughts of the Texas job or A&M. If he could somehow pull off the impossible in the first game, he would probably just ejaculate right there, just thinking of himself at the helm in Austin.
But that mere thought of joy will manifest itself instead into the most angry person the SEC has ever seen on the sidelines.
It's coming. Pure unadulterated anger. Sullen hatred. And then reality sets in. Just surviving to somehow escape to Baylor. Can he pull it off? That's when the real fear sets in.
There will be a Gus F-word meme by November. Twill be awesome.
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 2:20 pm
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Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:11 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Arkansas Fan
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Gus.
Checks out
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:16 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Nick Saban.
This is the year that Nick Saban's anger boils over into some sort of all-out tantrum on the sidelines when it becomes apparent he is going to lose two games in the regular season before the season is halfway over.
It will happen in Fayetteville. I think he will resort to physical violence against an official after his offensive line is called for holding twice in one game.
This is the year that Nick Saban's anger boils over into some sort of all-out tantrum on the sidelines when it becomes apparent he is going to lose two games in the regular season before the season is halfway over.
It will happen in Fayetteville. I think he will resort to physical violence against an official after his offensive line is called for holding twice in one game.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:16 pm to blzr
amazing isn't it?
Best part of the thread is where Gus drives two hours from Auburn to the Ga dome to drop his load after beating Clemson for some reason.
Best part of the thread is where Gus drives two hours from Auburn to the Ga dome to drop his load after beating Clemson for some reason.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:17 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
How can it not be Muschamp?
South CArolina will lose almost every SEC game this year.
Will Will blow his stack a minimum of 5 times a game. His doctor in Columbia ought to get double pay this fall.
South CArolina will lose almost every SEC game this year.
Will Will blow his stack a minimum of 5 times a game. His doctor in Columbia ought to get double pay this fall.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:18 pm to upstate
Cheetah club?
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:19 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Your obsession with Gus is sickening. Did you feel betrayed when he left Arkansas after all the wet dreams you had about him when y'all pulled him out of the HS ranks in 07?
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:20 pm to BoarEd
I don't even think you're trolling anymore, I just think you're stupid. And no doubt its gonna be Muschamp or Harbaugh, both those guys have serious anger problems when its game time.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:21 pm to BoarEd
Nick is not capable of resorting to physical violence
maybe against a cat or something
maybe against a cat or something
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:22 pm to BowlJackson
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Did you feel betrayed when he left Arkansas after all the wet dreams you had about him when y'all pulled him out of the HS ranks in 07?
no
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:24 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Thread/
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:26 pm to bamaqna
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I don't even think you're trolling anymore, I just think you're stupid.
Everyone is entitled to their opinions, Gump.
Some of us just try to voice them without insulting people. Vulgarity is the last resort (and first) of a man without the sense to form a good argument.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:27 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
"That's your lunch tray! That's your lunch tray! I know."
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 2:28 pm
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:30 pm to BoarEd
quote:Not when that man is dealing with trolls like you.
Vulgarity is the last resort (and first) of a man without the sense to form a good argument.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:31 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
He kind of looks like a tranny
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:32 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
this should be in the SEC Art Museum
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:33 pm to bamaqna
Just a second ago you said you didn't even think I WAS a troll.
Now you're just not making any sense. And I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me names. Do I like Alabama? NO, I do not. That doesn't mean I am a bad person. Please don't do anything crazy.
If I must, I can give you money from my wallet. Just so long as you don't go full Gump and assault a member of my family or poison my trees or something like that.
Now you're just not making any sense. And I would appreciate it if you would stop calling me names. Do I like Alabama? NO, I do not. That doesn't mean I am a bad person. Please don't do anything crazy.
If I must, I can give you money from my wallet. Just so long as you don't go full Gump and assault a member of my family or poison my trees or something like that.
This post was edited on 7/31/16 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:34 pm to BoarEd
Your obsession with saban is showing again
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:44 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
Does waddling out on the field to flop count? If not it will be Muschamp.
Posted on 7/31/16 at 2:44 pm to BoarEd
quote:I don't want your nickels and your wal-mart gift card dude you're good.
If I must, I can give you money from my wallet. Just so long as you don't go full Gump and assault a member of my family or poison my trees or something like that.
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