Which program would you rather be right now

UT-a historical power from an era long gone with a head coach named Botch who can't seem to get out of his own way, the inability to win the East with his best team ever and is about to get an extension for reasons unknown. No instate talent to get players from and a court jester for an AD.

UF-a beaver who hasn't brushed his teeth in years leads the most inept division champs of the last 2 years in all of CFB. Your team can win a division that's worse than the ACC coastal but get absolutely skulldrug in the SEC title game back to back years with recruiting no better than Boston college and the future looking like perennial 9 win seasons and losses to the big ten in bowl season

LSU-broke, delusional, and falling back into the historically average results the program was known for since the invention of the sport. On the precipice of wandering the wilderness that UT is in. As a fan you think you can get any coach in the country but will only be capable of getting Larry Fedora. You continual convince yourself of August national titles but each and every November realize you've deceived yourself yet again, only to go through the same cycle the next year