Where were the piss balloons when we needed them? Auburn fan plays GTA at LSU.

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Not to be outdone with a crazy Bama letter, however, an Auburn undergrad was arrested for stealing a truck with a woman still inside it, ramming nine vehicles, and then attempting to flee the scene.

Where did this happen?

Tigerland in Baton Rouge, the night before the football games.

As if you needed more evidence of how awesome a weekend trip to Baton Rouge is.

Here are more details:

Witnesses say the owner of the truck pulled up in the parking lot of the bar and got out of the vehicle. He left the truck running and a female passenger was sitting in a truck alone. Then, the suspect, Zachary Burgess, 20, of Hoover, Alabama, got in and tried to steal the vehicle.

“When he tried to flee the parking lot there were several cars blocking the way,” Cpl. Coppola said. “He began ramming into the parked cars.”

The female in the vehicle was reportedly being held in the truck against will. She claims that Burgess “forcibly” held her captive in the truck.

“The passenger was able to jump out of the vehicle and get to safety,” Cpl. Coppola said.

Burgess allegedly struck a total of nine vehicles.

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