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When did Bret become Bert?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 12:54 am
Posted on 8/29/16 at 12:54 am
Was it when he got to the 351st pound in weight? Yes, taking into the force of gravity.
Asking for a friend.
TIA
Asking for a friend.
TIA
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Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:11 am to Errerrerrwere
When did he board the plane to head to ark?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:16 am to Errerrerrwere
Bret = thin white guy, often blonde. Displays a penchant for wearing pastel colored polo shirts with the collar raised. Hair is stylishly blown dry on a daily basis. Often seen drinking wine or a single malt scotch.
Bert = middle-aged mid-western white guy, more often than not overweight, with a ruddy complexion and a bad haircut. Often seen drinking beer and a lot of it. Diet consists of meats, sausages and potatoes.
Bert = middle-aged mid-western white guy, more often than not overweight, with a ruddy complexion and a bad haircut. Often seen drinking beer and a lot of it. Diet consists of meats, sausages and potatoes.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:18 am to Errerrerrwere
After the Wisconsin Bertxit.
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:23 am to Errerrerrwere
What are we gonna call him when he reaches 425 pounds?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:23 am to FourThreeForty
Bertzkrieg? 
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:25 am to FourThreeForty
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What are we gonna call him when he reaches 425 pounds?
Dead
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:29 am to Purplehaze44
B-Rex
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:31 am to FourThreeForty
Bertaholic? Bertahogic?
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:45 am to Errerrerrwere
When he started 0-13 in the SEC.
This post was edited on 8/29/16 at 1:46 am
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:45 am to HaveMercy
Bret
Bert
Bert
Posted on 8/29/16 at 1:50 am to Errerrerrwere
Bert and done
Posted on 8/29/16 at 2:05 am to Mud_Till_May
I'm saying blood pressure heading into week 1 is 169 over 109...maybe worse for Bret err Bert.
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