What would you do

I would get out of the way, but I'm not a scholarship football player.

If was a player, then I would try to tackle him. It seems like that is reasonable thing to do.

I would curl up in the fetal position, much like an Arkansas safety.

We would be jonesing for the morhine we were about to partake in. Very stupid thread. Even for you.

If I saw any SEC running back running full speed at me, I'd get out of the way.

End of thread.

There is a scene in "The Last Boy Scout" (very bad football movie with Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans) where a guy is about to get hit, then pulls out a gun and shoots the other guy.

I'm not saying that's the way to handle things, but one of us is going to get hurt either way.

I would break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

I mean, I'd probably try to go low on him, but I'd probably get trucked.

OMG, full speed!!! Sooo

i was thinking of the same scene