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re: What would you do if your mom owed $305 in utilities???

Posted on 5/1/16 at 1:31 am to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29446 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 1:31 am to
Make her switch to batteries.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20447 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 1:32 am to
quote:

I'm happy you were born into a white family.


So taking free rides on your kids is a black thing?

Why am I not surprised this is the opinion of the Oxford Klavern?
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5610 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 2:38 am to
I would tell my bitch of a mom boo fricking hoo and proceed to spend $305 in the most ludicrous way possible and email her pictures of what I bought instead just so she doesn't think I forgot and it's coming eventually; old bag.
Posted by The Mad Fratter
Madison, MS
Member since Jul 2013
1284 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 2:41 am to
quote:

Big Michael Oher approves. Do you know who his father is?

Sean Tuohy?
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 5:50 am to
Commit to ole miss so we can get rich, bitch!
Posted by FishFearMe
United States
Member since Jul 2015
7196 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 6:41 am to
I would text the Ole Miss Assistant AD for more money.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23878 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 6:50 am to
Jeez, I would love to have a $305 utility bill.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 6:59 am to
quote:

What would you do if your mom owed $305 in utilities???



Well for starters I wouldn't be dumb enough to create an electronic record.....
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
59415 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 7:34 am to
Remind her to turn off the lights when she leaves a room.
Posted by Alpha Butch
Member since Jan 2016
218 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 7:37 am to
Tell her to get a loan from a loan shark
Posted by JaboStokes
Member since Nov 2008
1865 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 7:39 am to
quote:

If I were Tunsil I would have went over to Coach Freeze's house and took the cash out ...


English major?
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50087 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 7:41 am to
Let her pay for it.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
24714 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 7:47 am to
Apply for a "green energy" loan from the gubment.
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4337 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 7:54 am to
quote:

I'm happy you were born into a white family. Privilege has its benefits.


I hope you are just a t shirt fan and not a student. If you are a student it is time to start worrying about an Ol Miss education.

Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30583 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Big Michael Oher approves. Do you know who his father is?

I don't, but I'm betting he's some pretty big bastard.
Posted by tomsellecksmustache
Dallas, Texas
Member since Dec 2015
1786 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 8:12 am to
quote:

sanctioned Student-Athlete Opportunity Fund?





So why didn't OM do this??
Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
24732 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 8:31 am to
quote:

I'm happy you were born into a white family.


Privilege has its benefits.
work hard, get an education and a good paying job.

The White privilege way.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16941 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 8:34 am to
quote:

Find someone that knows a Bama commit and get them to write the bill into their contract.




This may be the single greatest comment I've ever seen.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
19895 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 8:43 am to
quote:

English major?


That's a thing? You can pay money for, and get a degree in, a language that is probably the only thing you have spoken in your life, and a subject where you probably had 12 years of teaching already?

What do you do with it?
Posted by SouthOfHere
Pascagoula, Ms
Member since Feb 2013
1921 posts
Posted on 5/1/16 at 8:43 am to
Get a job
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