re: What is the name of that one terrible Ole Miss sportswriter again?

He makes an appearance in Bourdains Parts Unknown Mississippi delta episode where they eat at City Grocery.

I bet he jerks off to that episode daily

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deer antlers that are mounted on the wall, not because he's a hunter but mounted ironically to show the bisecting nature of a genteel southerner who honors the southern tradition of hunting but a progressive thinker who doesn't condone such barbaric behavior.

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Plastic imitation bought at target, like this

"As I sit in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium listening to country music, sipping sweet tea, smelling Spanish moss, looking at antebellum architecture, thinking about the Civil War, watching football, eating friend chicken, hunting, fishing, dressing up, and attending church, I'm reminded of the troubled history of my region. A history of hatred that made the blood boil hotter than a July day amongst the magnolia blossoms of the Delta. Bigotry that can't be forgiven, no matter how much you leave in the church collection plate. Yet I still weep like a child when I hear the Ole Miss band play Dixie, even though they don't play it anymore and it makes no sense to be moved to tears by such an upbeat song. And though I know that I'm as southern as you can possibly be, I am glad I've made myself wealthy by exploiting and playing up the region's faults. I'm glad that ESPN is so culturally illiterate that they can't see that my adopted persona is based entirely on heavily exaggerated stereotypes believed to be the gospel truth by people who have never visited the south."

Smith is an awesome, obnoxious SEC fan who is somehow allowed to show it on national television. I love it.