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Well Missouri, you guys have owned us as of late..............
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:04 pm
And unfortunately I think the trend continues Saturday night.
That's right. Coach Pinkel and company gonna take it to my Gators. Grier,VHII and the boys are coming off an emotional high and I don't think they are gonna be ready for the firestorm they are inevitably walking into. We've been good but it's mostly due to a series of fluke plays followed by another series of fluke plays ended by some other fluke plays.
Our offense led by Grier has vastly exceeded my expectations, but at some point a young team can hit a wall and that wall is the Missouri D Line. Those are some viscous dudes. Josh Augusta, Beckner, Harris. Man I kinda peed in my pants a little just typing those names. How bout dem backers too? Brothers is a wild man. Your defense coached up by Odom and Kuligowski are gonna tear into this young offense. They might hit Grier so hard is chest tat will show up on is back. POW!!!
Your highly talented freshman QB lock is something else. I really think he's going to find a way to beat that feisty Gator D. I watched his highlights from the USC game and the dude looks like he's got a SAM (military weapon not the peter puffer) launcher on his fricken should man. This is where his Heisman hype gets started. Eventually he's gonna win it and in such dominating fashion they are most likely gonna melt that bitch down and have it reformed to his likeness. 4 star? shite more like 4X4 star. And sadly it all starts with putting a clinic on dem Gatahs baby. Sucks for me. BAD.
And another thing. Ya'll been getting way too much disrespect. For real. Who cares if the East was supposedly down. That ain't yalls fault. You did what you had to do and won the East. Nobody can take that from yall. Be proud guys. Yall may come on here and write nasty things but I know you guys are really good people and you're hurting. You're hurting inside and I don't blame you. I wish I could come through the screen and hand you a Kleenex and lend a hug. Like Aretha Franklin said you just wants some RESPECT.
Pinkel just quietly goes about his bidness recruiting classes nobody pays attention to and then turns em into footballin machine animals. I like that.
With all that said I'm predicting a defensive struggle. Mizzou 21 Gators 17. The only way we have a chance is if we are a trap game for you guys and ya'll are looking ahead to Georgia.
So here's to your mostly likely win on Saturday! I'm out.
That's right. Coach Pinkel and company gonna take it to my Gators. Grier,VHII and the boys are coming off an emotional high and I don't think they are gonna be ready for the firestorm they are inevitably walking into. We've been good but it's mostly due to a series of fluke plays followed by another series of fluke plays ended by some other fluke plays.
Our offense led by Grier has vastly exceeded my expectations, but at some point a young team can hit a wall and that wall is the Missouri D Line. Those are some viscous dudes. Josh Augusta, Beckner, Harris. Man I kinda peed in my pants a little just typing those names. How bout dem backers too? Brothers is a wild man. Your defense coached up by Odom and Kuligowski are gonna tear into this young offense. They might hit Grier so hard is chest tat will show up on is back. POW!!!
Your highly talented freshman QB lock is something else. I really think he's going to find a way to beat that feisty Gator D. I watched his highlights from the USC game and the dude looks like he's got a SAM (military weapon not the peter puffer) launcher on his fricken should man. This is where his Heisman hype gets started. Eventually he's gonna win it and in such dominating fashion they are most likely gonna melt that bitch down and have it reformed to his likeness. 4 star? shite more like 4X4 star. And sadly it all starts with putting a clinic on dem Gatahs baby. Sucks for me. BAD.
And another thing. Ya'll been getting way too much disrespect. For real. Who cares if the East was supposedly down. That ain't yalls fault. You did what you had to do and won the East. Nobody can take that from yall. Be proud guys. Yall may come on here and write nasty things but I know you guys are really good people and you're hurting. You're hurting inside and I don't blame you. I wish I could come through the screen and hand you a Kleenex and lend a hug. Like Aretha Franklin said you just wants some RESPECT.
Pinkel just quietly goes about his bidness recruiting classes nobody pays attention to and then turns em into footballin machine animals. I like that.
With all that said I'm predicting a defensive struggle. Mizzou 21 Gators 17. The only way we have a chance is if we are a trap game for you guys and ya'll are looking ahead to Georgia.
So here's to your mostly likely win on Saturday! I'm out.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:05 pm to G8RnGA
Wait to be a pussy until the LSU game
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:06 pm to G8RnGA
Not bad. Not bad at all and probably fairly accurate.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:12 pm to G8RnGA
Nah. We just neutered one of the best d lineman in the country.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:14 pm to G8RnGA
Does anybody in America like you?
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:16 pm to G8RnGA
If this post isn't a strong case for humility being over-rated as a virtue, I don't know what is.
At least exude some degree of confidence instead of waving your tighty-whities around on a stick and going full surrender monkey before they've played a down. Jesus....
At least exude some degree of confidence instead of waving your tighty-whities around on a stick and going full surrender monkey before they've played a down. Jesus....
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:17 pm to mightysooner
What you don't get is a lot. He just put the whammy reverse mojo on their azzz!
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:18 pm to G8RnGA
Even in games I know we are gonna win. I always say to everybody we are gonna lose. Idk why. It works.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:18 pm to bigDgator
The goob you responded to is clueless and creepy.
This post was edited on 10/7/15 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:19 pm to bigDgator
What I "don't get" is why a gator fan would feel compelled to stoop to "reverse mojo". It didn't work for the french. Ask a German.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:21 pm to G8RnGA
I've really enjoyed reading these weekly jinx write-ups, and admit I was actually looking forward to this week's installment.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:21 pm to G8RnGA
Nope!
Don't put that reverse voodoo bullshite on us!
I don't expect much of a game. I'm just hoping Florida doesn't hurt too many of our boys. Do they still do running clocks? We should just start the game with one if so.
Don't put that reverse voodoo bullshite on us!
I don't expect much of a game. I'm just hoping Florida doesn't hurt too many of our boys. Do they still do running clocks? We should just start the game with one if so.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:22 pm to roadGator
He seemed so mighty for a second there. Apologies to everyone else for treating him as an equal.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:24 pm to mightysooner
Why the anger? Oh yeah 24-14. Now go frick yourself in the a-hole with a mother frickin running chainsaw you waste of life.
Posted on 10/7/15 at 7:24 pm to bigDgator
this type of weakness and self doubt does not occur in the west ...
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:18 pm to G8RnGA
Florida gonna role mizzou. Bank on it
Posted on 10/7/15 at 8:38 pm to G8RnGA
G8RnGA:
You are the most pathetic excuse for a Gator fan I have ever seen in my life. Please choose another team to follow. We don't want idiots like you speaking for us. You probably started following UF due to a Tebow man crush. Burn your #15 jersey and go away.
Youuuuuu
You are the most pathetic excuse for a Gator fan I have ever seen in my life. Please choose another team to follow. We don't want idiots like you speaking for us. You probably started following UF due to a Tebow man crush. Burn your #15 jersey and go away.
Youuuuuu
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