Started By
Message

We are the worst team in the SEC

Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:44 pm
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1631 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:44 pm
with the worst offense of any P5 team.

We have the worst weather and the ugliest cheerleaders. Our roads suck, the yankees think we're southerners, the southerners think we're yankees.
Half the time our own offense doesn't know if we are running or passing, we're the g-damn Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner of the college football world.

No wonder we are the meth capital of the universe!
This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 9:25 am
Posted by CJM
Member since Jan 2015
3210 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:45 pm to
6/10

Solid effort
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:45 pm to
Upvote?
Posted by Brageous
Member since Jul 2008
107724 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:45 pm to
boy you really hate yourself huh
Posted by Boomer00
Member since Sep 2015
3361 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:47 pm to
Missouri doesn't have bad weather or climate. Diverse yes but worst no. Try going to college station in August. It's a dusty dried up tundra and there's not very many girls.
Posted by mightysooner
Phoenix, AZ
Member since Jun 2015
1252 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:48 pm to
They have no need for womenz in college station.
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2093 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:49 pm to
LSU lol
Posted by TheNicktator
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2015
53 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:49 pm to
Solid indeed.
Posted by LSU4ea
BR
Member since Nov 2014
128 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:49 pm to
quote:

Upvote?




Damn man, tell us how you really feel
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:51 pm to
And don't forget the meth. Y'all are a bunch of meth heads who live in mobile homes, right? And you lost to Florida--don't forget that. Florida has nice beaches, you know?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:53 pm to
quote:

And don't forget the meth.
Don't forget to read
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:53 pm to
What the frick does your screen name mean?

Seriously.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:58 pm to
Wait a damn minute! Mizzou does have Bass Pro Shops.
Posted by LelandSU
Member since Apr 2015
1784 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:59 pm to
Are you really that dumb?
Posted by sullivanct19a
Florida
Member since Oct 2015
5239 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 10:59 pm to
Marcus Spears says it's a good place to vacation though. So, you got that going for you.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:01 pm to
Apparently.

Looks like you told him not to forget what he already said. Maybe I'm missing something
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78905 posts
Posted on 10/26/15 at 11:39 pm to
quote:

the yankees think we're southerners, the southerners think we're yankees.


Posted by Porker Face
Midnight
Member since Feb 2012
15318 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 7:13 am to
Finally someone willing to be honest on here

Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 7:16 am to
You are the Caitlyn of CFB
Posted by GAT BoilerPickle Doc
Member since Dec 2014
1631 posts
Posted on 10/27/15 at 8:34 am to
No doubt about it, our most famous player is gay, our coach already has one DWI, we can't even afford bleachers for our north side of our stadium so our HILLbillies have to sit on freaking rocks.

Y'all we have a bye week and we will score the same number of touchdowns that we have in our previous three weeks combined. Our freshmen punter is our MVP for crying out loud!!

M I Z... No "O" U.

This post was edited on 10/27/15 at 8:37 am
Page 1 2
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter