re: we are bad, LSU has no excuses, but what kind if treatment will our fans get

With as much as we're drinking right now because of this shite show I suspect the difference for your fans will be darker colored piss in the piss balloons that have an extra earthy bouquet with more ammonia notes.

You will get the usual treatment...

1. Fill you full of food
2. Drown you in beer
3. Kick your arse

Item three may be optional this weekend depending on how we feel this year. Alcohol sales are high right now for anyone wearing LSU!

Both of my two visits to LSU were made...uncomfortable by LSU fans, but I've been assured by a couple people I trust that they were outliers. So you'll hear about how bad LSU fans are, but every fanbase has its crazies. I apparently got really unlucky twice. It happens. LSU fans are still Southerners, after all, and there ain't no more gracious people on the planet than Southerners, even if the Southerners in question gots themselves some Frog blood in the mix. It's not like the rest of us are partly descended from Micks and Scots and all sorts of ornery Europeans that got kicked off the continent for being unmanageable.

LSU fans are all hat and no saddle. Talk a lot of shite but when faced with something serious their vaginas start bleeding. They can't help it. It's that pussy French part of them.

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Both of my two visits to LSU were made...uncomfortable by LSU fans, but I've been assured by a couple people I trust that they were outliers.

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Care to tell the tale?

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LSU fans are all hat and no saddle. Talk a lot of shite but when faced with something serious their vaginas start bleeding.

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Even my distant cousin through marriage Dat realizes you are projecting. He wants you to grow a set.

Well tell your cousin to go back to picking rice and leave the big boy talk to people who have a set. LSU fans live vicariously manly lives through above average football teams. Outside of that, they are gaping pussies who can't really hold their own when the shite hits the fan.

You should be fine. We don't get fired up and heckle fans of teams we routinely beat.

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Care to tell the tale?

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Since I'm being conciliatory, I don't really want to give people too much ammunition (you know, "Aha! That's what LSU fans are really like!") One involved thrown objects of dubious provenance inside the stadium, the other involved my girlfriend at the time, a Bama student (which is why I was at that game) being repeatedly harassed and, on one occasion, groped outside the stadium. We never felt like we were in danger or anything, just very discomfited. Even when I confronted the groper, he just laughed and moved on. But, as I said, jackasses of all stripes in every fanbase. The people in the latter were all pretty young, so they were unlikely to be grads of LSU.

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You should have punched that idiot in the face. Some LSU fans might have even joined in the fun. They are all about jumping in someone when they are outnumbered.

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Well, I was outnumbered. I am considered by many to be among the bravest and manliest of men, but when one is literally outnumbered 50-1 by fans, one should probably refrain from starting a fight when nobody else around knows the entire story and will only see some a-hole next to a girl in a Bama windbreaker jumping one of their own.

Also, my parents expected us for lunch in Vicksburg the next day. Getting myself arrested might have put a crimp in that plan.