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We are #1 again and I...
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:52 pm
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:52 pm
...want to give a shout out to 8lb. 6 oz. baby Saban. Lord God all mighty, thank you for Saban. Thank you for the four championships, all of the gold and diamond bling and the many trophies that reside in the Bryant museum. I also want to take this time to give a shout out to cola cola, Disani water and Golden Flake! Thank you for Lane Kiffin and his ways that resulted in him coming to the promised land to learn from the master and hone his skills as an offensive mastermind and future legend at the Capstone. Thank you for Gus Malzhan and his high school offense. Thank you for Butch Jones and the false hope that has been instilled in the toothless nation. We love Les Miles and wish him well as he was the last to be crushed by greatness personified/Jesus among us. Last but not least, thank you for Bryant Denny stadium as you know we need a place of worship. A place that we can gather as one and focus on boosting that trophy high in remembrance of all of those that fell at the feet of the Crimson Tide and begged for forgiveness in the fourth quarter! Many thanks and Roll Tide!
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:53 pm to BamaScoop
You take this rather seriously.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:55 pm to BamaScoop
What is with the posters who don't line break? I'm not reading Bill Faulkner-style run-on at SEC Rant. Give me something I can read. Nobody that posts here is profound or original. Keep it short or line break it.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:56 pm to CBandits82
That gave me a seizure. Thanks.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:58 pm to shotcaller1
Makes you wonder WTF our peeps are drinking tonight.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:58 pm to BamaScoop
This is some aggressively retarded shite.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 11:02 pm to rmnldr
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rmnldr - A terrible, marginal fan.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 11:03 pm to RTRLSD
We should be approaching some kind of record for weeks at number one over a 5 year period.
Probably will break our own record.
Probably will break our own record.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 11:04 pm to ALA2262
quote:Alabama got a scary game tomorrow. We're just getting prepared.
Makes you wonder WTF our peeps are drinking tonight.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 11:05 pm to rmnldr
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Did your bitch arse call?
Yep. You know you coonasses would be doing the exact same thing if the situations were reversed.
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