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Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:20 am
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:20 am
The sky is blue
Beaches are sandy
Japanese toilet seats are truly the future
Texas A&M will Beat The Hell Outta alabama
LOLolsu will finish 5th in the SEC West
Beaches are sandy
Japanese toilet seats are truly the future
Texas A&M will Beat The Hell Outta alabama
LOLolsu will finish 5th in the SEC West
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Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:21 am to AggieDub14
L o fricking l
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:21 am to AggieDub14
4 outa 5 ain't bad.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:22 am to AggieDub14
Your first Three lines leave me confused. And I'm fricked up. But I'll upvote and stand by you for years.
Are Japanese toilet seats really the future? What are they?
Are Japanese toilet seats really the future? What are they?
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:22 am to AggieDub14
Are Japanese toilet seats heated?
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:23 am to derSturm37
Go to Japan. The toilet seats alone will make you consider giving up western culture for good and moving to Tokyo.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:23 am to AggieDub14
That sucked
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:23 am to WeeWee
frick yes they are. Heated and they squirt some water right up at your bunghole to clean all the shite out. So much more sanitary than paper.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:25 am to AggieDub14
What red-blooded American man doesn't love mildly warm water enema'd up his bunghole.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:27 am to Kcoyote
It isn't really up the bunghole. Just at the bunghole. Not strong enough to breach the sphynctur. (Don't question my spelling, I know it's wrong)
Posted on 10/22/16 at 12:32 am to AggieDub14
Educate yourself man. I expected more knowledge of sphincters from you.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 1:16 am to Kcoyote
Much better than the corncobs used in Bama.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 1:24 am to FishFearMe
Please die.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 1:29 am to AggieDub14
They're called bedets. These have been stock and store in French restrooms since like the 1920's. Ironic that the French will go 3 weeks without bathing, but they wash their assholes after every shite (as opposed to merely wiping).
Personally I own two restrooms and two bedet-toilets. Not to mention that I haven't shite without showering more than 3 times over the past 30 years.
Given this, is there still ample reason for me to fly to Japan to take my next shite?
Personally I own two restrooms and two bedet-toilets. Not to mention that I haven't shite without showering more than 3 times over the past 30 years.
Given this, is there still ample reason for me to fly to Japan to take my next shite?
Posted on 10/22/16 at 1:30 am to derSturm37
Wait you shower 3 times every time you shite?
Posted on 10/22/16 at 1:31 am to derSturm37
You've never been to Japan. In Japan they are called toilet seats. I know what a bidet is. This is similar.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 2:03 am to AggieDub14
Posted on 10/22/16 at 2:06 am to CSATiger
in what world is this ban worthy?
Posted on 10/22/16 at 2:54 am to AggieDub14
3 threads started by you on the first page and they all suck
You stole my PC principal sig and gave him a shite shirt.
LSU is your daddy and you're yell boys are gay AF.
You stole my PC principal sig and gave him a shite shirt.
LSU is your daddy and you're yell boys are gay AF.
Posted on 10/22/16 at 2:55 am to AggieDub14
Pussy is too but I bet you faggies never experienced it! Go take another one up the arse.
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