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WAKE UP RANT
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:25 am
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:25 am
HOLY CRAP PEOPLE WAKE UP! I WALKED OUT TO GET THE PAPER THIS MORNING WHEN I SEE MY NEW NEIGHBOR, YET ANOTHER CALIFORNIA MIGRANT TO MOTHER EFFIN TEXAS. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? YOU KNOW WHAT I MOTHER EFFIN DID? I SAID "GOOD MORNING" BECAUSE WERE FRIENDLY AS HELL IN THIS STATE. HOWEVER WHEN THAT MOTHER EFFIN CALIFORNIA NANCY TURNS ON HIS TV AT 2:30 TODAY AND GETS MOTHERIN EFFIN "TRIGGERED", ALL ILL DO IS LAUGH BECAUSE THERE AINT NO MOTHER EFFIN SAFE SPACES HERE IN TEXAS. YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF WHAT SET HIM OFF? WHAT ON TV COULD POSSIBLY SCARE SOME TEA SIPPIN, KALE EATING, YOGA MASTER FROM THE LIBERAL BASTION THAT IS CALIFORNIA? ILL TELL YOU, ITS BECAUSE ITS MOTHER EFFIN GAME DAY AND UCLA IS FINDING OUT WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 100,000 AND 50,000 FANS SCREAMING AT YOUR DELICATE QB IS LIKE. SO WAKE UP PEOPLE AND GET MAD. MOTHER EFFIN COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS HERE!
This post was edited on 9/3/16 at 7:28 am
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Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:27 am to agrunner
Apparently you all do a lot of drugs in that state as well.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:28 am to agrunner
I need to be as drunk as you right now
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:29 am to agrunner
Stop yelling faggy.
Good mornin'.
Good mornin'.
This post was edited on 9/3/16 at 7:30 am
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:29 am to agrunner
Great post! frick his wife before the season is over! Row Tide!
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:29 am to agrunner
A&M is probably the last school that should be calling out another team for mentally weak QB's.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:29 am to agrunner
Quite an excellent rant there, sir.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:30 am to Yellerhammer5
Why? We purged Allen and midget.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:32 am to Farmer1906
Caps 
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:37 am to agrunner
Earthquake woke me up at 7:03 5.6 in Pawnee, OK.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:39 am to agrunner
They say if you want drink all day, you gotta start in the morning.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:41 am to DoUrden
Arkansas fans coming up the hill in bunches causing an earthquake
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:42 am to AnActualFan
Kick out the jams, motherfricker!!!!!
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:42 am to agrunner
Didn't read it but I feel like I know exactly what you said. LEGGO 
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:45 am to agrunner
100,000 queers screaming at a Cali guy? Hmmm, I believe you're both fairly familiar with that.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:48 am to agrunner
WHOOOOOOOOOOOP
HOLY frick IT IS frickING GAMEDAY YOU CUN-TS! LETS DO THIS!
HOLY frick IT IS frickING GAMEDAY YOU CUN-TS! LETS DO THIS!
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:50 am to agrunner
What is wrong with kale? I love kale, I put it in my breakfast smoothie every morning.
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:55 am to agrunner
Are you related to Shakespear
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:56 am to Old Sarge
We're all related to shakespeare imo
Posted on 9/3/16 at 7:57 am to agrunner
You should replace Tom Rinaldi for the Gameday intro
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