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Von Miller learned meeting etiquette at Texas A&M, too

Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:42 am
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:42 am
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:43 am to
Trying sooooo hard
Posted by Shakita Bonita
5-0
Member since Dec 2015
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:44 am to
What's the world coming to when a grown man can't rip a fart out his arse without retribution.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:44 am to
Really great thread. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:45 am to
It's probably to keep from arousing the gay players in the room
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:45 am to
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:10 am to
Dude is an animal.
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:15 am to
OP is an agsessed bitch.

To the tune of the Nationwide theme.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:24 am to
Solid article from June you frickhead.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:30 am to
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I-59 Tiger



Seething that Vonster is the SB50 MVP
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:30 am to
I farted while reading this thread fwiw
Posted by I-59 Tiger
Vestavia Hills, AL
Member since Sep 2003
36703 posts
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:33 am to
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Seething that Vonster is the SB50 MVP


Not at all. The man played a phenomenal game. You have to admit you don't see to many articles with that headline.

If he re-ups with Denver he might have a clause in his contract about 'disturbances.'
Posted by el gato
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:54 am to
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There are many unanswered questions here — How much is the fine? Is it limited to audible farts? Who is the gas-passing police? — and hopefully those details will begin to leak out.
These are legitimate questions. Being an Aggie, Miller is likely prone to silent farts due to a lax sphincter. This means he could be unfairly accused of an SBD fart, and penalized if he shits his pants in silence.
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