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Von Miller learned meeting etiquette at Texas A&M, too
Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:42 am
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Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:44 am to I-59 Tiger
What's the world coming to when a grown man can't rip a fart out his arse without retribution.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:44 am to I-59 Tiger
Really great thread. Thanks for sharing.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 8:45 am to Shakita Bonita
It's probably to keep from arousing the gay players in the room
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:15 am to I-59 Tiger
OP is an agsessed bitch.
To the tune of the Nationwide theme.
To the tune of the Nationwide theme.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:24 am to I-59 Tiger
Solid article from June you frickhead.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:30 am to I-59 Tiger
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I-59 Tiger
Seething that Vonster is the SB50 MVP
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:30 am to I-59 Tiger
I farted while reading this thread fwiw
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:33 am to TbirdSpur2010
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Seething that Vonster is the SB50 MVP
Not at all. The man played a phenomenal game. You have to admit you don't see to many articles with that headline.
If he re-ups with Denver he might have a clause in his contract about 'disturbances.'
Posted on 2/8/16 at 9:54 am to I-59 Tiger
quote:These are legitimate questions. Being an Aggie, Miller is likely prone to silent farts due to a lax sphincter. This means he could be unfairly accused of an SBD fart, and penalized if he shits his pants in silence.
There are many unanswered questions here — How much is the fine? Is it limited to audible farts? Who is the gas-passing police? — and hopefully those details will begin to leak out.
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