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Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:08 pm
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:08 pm
We coming and you all know it. The fear on this board is palpable.

The Big Orange giant has awoken and will reclaim its throne as King of the East in 2015.

I know this news will likely upset the peons of this conference that have greatly benefited from our absence but, in the grand scheme of things, this should excite you all for one reason.

History has shown that there's only one team that could knock Alabama off their throne of SEC dominance and that your VOLS of Tennessee.

Alabama is on Butch Jones' shite list and he will be the one to accomplish a feat that Malzahn, Richt and Meyer before him couldn't do. And that's make Saban's arse quit.

A new day is upon us all. Embrace it, relish it, deal with it



Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32600 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:11 pm to
This post was edited on 2/4/15 at 8:13 pm
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:11 pm to
Let us UT fans join hands and celebrate our return.

Posted by gotiger
Delray Beach, FL
Member since Feb 2009
2773 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:12 pm to
Hopefully you guys finally won't be a gimme on Bamas schedule!!!
Posted by Domination
Member since Mar 2009
1260 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:17 pm to
Is it wired that I touched myself after reading this?
Posted by BigOrangeBri
Nashville- 4th & 19
Member since Jul 2012
12249 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:18 pm to
This post was edited on 2/4/15 at 8:27 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Alabama is on Butch Jones' shite list and he will be the one to accomplish a feat that Malzahn, Richt and Meyer before him couldn't do. And that's make Saban's arse quit.


We all know you guys don't actually believe that.

Besides, shouldn't you focus on keeping the game competitive after 3 quarters before you start talking about making our 4 time national champion coach quit?
This post was edited on 2/4/15 at 8:21 pm
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Is it wired that I touched myself after reading this?


Is the wire attached to your body?
Posted by Whiskey Man
St Somewhere
Member since Nov 2012
910 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:21 pm to
Easy there, little fella! Maybe you shouldn't take such a big bite all at once. Reclaim your state from Vandy, then start eyeing the bigger fish.
Posted by Orangeswarm
Chattanooga, TN
Member since Dec 2014
325 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:24 pm to
Now you you guys are claiming LSU's natty too?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

Now you you guys are claiming LSU's natty too?



Yea, yea that's it.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:28 pm to
The bringin the swagger gif is really gay.
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:33 pm to
Yeah, well, you live in a trailer, have sex with animals and frequent flea markets so your opinion doesn't count.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

Yeah, well, you live in a trailer, have sex with animals and frequent flea markets so your opinion doesn't count.



Isn't that the 2nd verse of Rocky Top?
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

Isn't that the 2nd verse of Rocky Top?


HE'S SAYING SHES A FREAK IN THE SHEETS DAMMIT
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

HE'S SAYING SHES A FREAK IN THE SHEETS DAMMIT


He's just frickin a bear cat while cookin 'shine and shootin' ATF agents up in his holler.


Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:45 pm to
quote:

He's just frickin a bear cat while cook in 'shine and shootin' ATF agents up in his holler.


Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 2/4/15 at 8:47 pm to
Hahahahahaha that is one of my all-time top 5 favorite GIF


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