Page 1
Page 1
Started By
Message
locked post

USC Fans - For Sale

Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:26 pm
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4069 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:26 pm
Here is one lucky arse shirt for sale. I wore it today, although I've worn it before, so it's not exactly in "mint" condition. It is however guaranteed to bring you more NC's, as it is the luckiest shirt around. No reserve, but the bidding opens at $250.


Congrats


ETA: Make no mistake, this shirt is solely respsonible for what transpired here tonight.
This post was edited on 6/29/10 at 11:30 pm
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15163 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:31 pm to
As I said in another thread: I was pooping when they tied it up and I was pooping when they won. I think that i'm luckier than that shirt
Posted by ULQQKED
I LOVE anal sex in my anus.
Member since Aug 2009
4063 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

I was pooping when they tied it up and I was pooping when they won.


Quite a Jenkem habit you have there.
Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4069 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:32 pm to
Did you flush? If not you can sell some lucky National Championship Jenkum.
Posted by UtahHawg
Alcoholics Anonymous
Member since Jan 2010
1853 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:33 pm to
quote:

I was pooping when they tied it up and I was pooping when they won.


How much are those turds going for?
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25845 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

As I said in another thread: I was pooping when they tied it up and I was pooping when they won. I think that i'm luckier than that shirt


Maybe the smell of your "trying to hold it in" farts was too much for them to focus. Once you finally left the room they could breath and think clearer, thus performing better.
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15163 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:35 pm to
frick....shouldn't have flushed
Posted by The White Lobster
Member since Jul 2009
16764 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:36 pm to
I'm always looking for a place to buy a good crap, but I can never find any. I guess the market isn't big enough.
Posted by chase8992
Member since Apr 2009
1678 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

Jalbow3


i want half the profits since i passed the shirt on 2 u
Posted by johnfredlsu
Member since Feb 2007
548 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:56 pm to
quote:

shouldn't have flushed


just fish it out of the septic tank.
Posted by ULQQKED
I LOVE anal sex in my anus.
Member since Aug 2009
4063 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:57 pm to
quote:

although I've worn it before, so it's not exactly in "mint" condition



quote:

i want half the profits since i passed the shirt on 2 u




Posted by bmy
Nashville
Member since Oct 2007
48203 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:58 pm to
quote:


As I said in another thread: I was pooping when they tied it up and I was pooping when they won. I think that i'm luckier than that shirt


one really long poopoo or GI problems?

Posted by Jalbow3
Trussville
Member since Oct 2008
4069 posts
Posted on 6/29/10 at 11:59 pm to
quote:

i want half the profits since i passed the shirt on 2 u


Oh shite, I forgot. How about 65/35 since I'm handling the transaction.
Posted by chase8992
Member since Apr 2009
1678 posts
Posted on 6/30/10 at 12:15 am to
35% i want half...



half
Posted by Doc Fenton
New York, NY
Member since Feb 2007
52698 posts
Posted on 6/30/10 at 12:17 am to
quote:

Quite a Jenkem habit you have there.


Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15163 posts
Posted on 6/30/10 at 12:19 am to
The second one was long....I'm having some "digestive problems" (spoken like White Goodman)
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95852 posts
Posted on 6/30/10 at 1:59 am to
quote:

As I said in another thread: I was pooping when they tied it up and I was pooping when they won. I think that i'm luckier than that shirt

Tell me you didnt flush. How much?
Posted by ULQQKED
I LOVE anal sex in my anus.
Member since Aug 2009
4063 posts
Posted on 6/30/10 at 2:01 am to
quote:

Tell me you didnt flush. How much?


looks like Jenkem has made it's way to USC.

Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
15163 posts
Posted on 6/30/10 at 2:02 am to
Too late. I can take another shite if you want though
Posted by ULQQKED
I LOVE anal sex in my anus.
Member since Aug 2009
4063 posts
Posted on 6/30/10 at 2:10 am to
quote:

Too late. I can take another shite if you want though


Cum rag stains are xtra.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter