Tunsil: A play of 3 acts

There's so much fricking drama that follows Tunsil from entering the SEC to playing in the SEC to the coup de grace of dramedy that we are experiencing from his exit from the SEC tonight.

Act 1: Georgia locked Tunsil gets flipped at the last minute in a shady fashion to a nobody program in a racist hotbed, that hadn't been in BCS bowl conversation let alone national championship conversation since segregation was still a thing. (The good old days, right Rebs). Many accusations were thrown by the Bulldogs as the confederate rebels snickered behind their hands in mocking. (Snocking? That should be a word.)

Act 2: Tunsil as a starter in the SEC. Every bit as good as advertised, step dad becomes a problem for Tunsil and Ole Miss. Winds up suspended for minor benefits received. A valiant attempt at hiding the raging inferno of corruption that seethes beneath the placid surface that is Ole Miss athletics. Everything goes to the wayside once again, but now it's harder to ignore.

Act III: La Conclusion! Tunsil exits from the SEC stage right. Beforehand the NCAA's radar had pinged. That ping laid directly on Vaught-Hemingway field! The game was afoot. And the one wild card, the one piece in play that could let the dice fly was presumably, the step dad. Whatever moving force that leaked the mask bong and then the leaked messages threw back the curtain of corruption and laid bare the rotting seething mass of corruption hiding on the seedy underbelly of Ole Miss athletics. Perhaps it's fabricated they screamed as they reared back in horror as the harsh light of truth scoured them away. In a final burst of condemnation, the lady question was dispelled by the recipient of the filthy lucre himself. "I have to say that I have." Those words hang palpably in the air as Ole Miss struggles on the executioners block with the axe of the NCAA swiftly descending to cleave the head from their shoulders.

Fin