tOfficial 2015 SECsy's Nomination Thread: Rebirth Edition (VOTE IN THREAD)

GENERAL INFORMATION
Please submit your votes in this thread

To have your votes counted, you must vote on every possible SECsy award.

Voting ends at 10:00 PM CST on Saturday, August 15, 2015.

I will compile a list after voting ends. Winners will be announced Monday morning at 8:00 AM

Categories have been limited this session to make the awards more exclusive.

tCATEGORIES

1) The Saban SECsy - the best overall poster

2) The Spurrier SECsy - the wittiest poster

3) The Miles SECsy - the most unintentionally funny and quirky poster

4) The Damon Evans and Gary Pinkel Memorial SECsy - the poster who is most likely to post while considerably intoxicated due to the consumption of any inebriating substance, regardless of its current legality

5) The Harvey Updyke Memorial SECsy - the poster who has too much of their team in them ("he's got too much 'Bama in him"); biggest homer

6) The WAOM SECsy - awarded to a decent or even great poster who has a tendency to start shitty threads

7) tFlagship SECsy - awarded to the most delusional poster

8) The Barn SECsy - awarded to the poster most likely to spread rumors, falsely accuse someone (or a program) of wrongdoing, unjustly RA a poster because his or her jimmies are rustled, etc. (especially consider a poster's inflated sense of superiority and morality for this award)

9) The Dos Equis Man Memorial SECsy - the poster most likely to have a great "drive-by" post or thread (the poster doesn't post much, but when they do, they deliver)

10) The Mizzoukillz Memorial SECsy - the poster who is the most likely to catch a large amount of grief any time he or she posts or starts a thread

11) The Dubose-Franchione-Price-Shula Special Order of Merit - awarded to a poster who, in the last year, has made wonderful use of any form of media in an attempt to further his or her objectives as a poster

12) The Finebaum SECsy - the most polarizing poster on tRant; no matter your feelings on the individual poster, you're always engaged in his or her threads or engaging with him or her in a debate; basically, when this poster shows up, everyone pays attention

13) The Mike Slive Memorial SECsy - the most objective, rational poster on tRant

14) The CarryTheFight Memorial SECsy - the worst overall poster on tRant

15) The Jen Bielema Memorial SECsy - the best newcomer (must have registered after 01/01/2014)

16) The Thread of the Year SECsy - self-explanatory; from 01/01/2014 to the present

17) The Raymond Mercer Memorial SECsy - the poster who "most embodies the spirit of tRant;" "the beating heart of tRant"

18) The LSUFreek Memorial SECsy - best sig pic and/or avatar (PLEASE LINK THE SIG PIC OR AVATAR IN THE VOTING POST)

CONCLUSION

Good luck to all the candidates and let the fun begin!