"To Do" List for Ole Miss Black Rebels Bears

1. Grow your stadium. It's too small for the SEC. If you need money, ask Vandy or Texas A&M for a loan. If you want to grow iit organically, ask State.

2. Learn to tailgate. Not "tent gate," but tailgate. Your grove has no grills, no smoking, no keg stands, and pussed-out people afraid to show a bottle or beer bong. Chandeliers and finger foods are for effeminate cotton traders. Grow up and drop your testes and tailgate like your wife leant you a pair for the weekend.

3. Live bands. P.A. Systems. Propane and propane products. Look into them. LSU owns you here and owns the real SEC game day party / tailgating crown, but you already knew this.

4. All this being said, quit founding your identity on the Grove and start building it on lining up with a fullback when you need a yard to ice the game, because Bo Wallace from the shotgun is never going to get it done. A&M jammed it down Arkansas throat last week in the 2nd half when it needed to and Freeze will always be 2nd tier in the SEC West until he learns the same.

5. Johnny frickin' Football. He's locking the Vaught again this year, in front of your prized recruits on a big weekend, so just sit back and enjoy the show. He's the best QB to ever play in Oxford, MS.

And There you go, Mississippi Black Rebels Bears. What will you do to change your mediocrity and compete in the SEC West? Serious responses below.