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Tim Tebow makes a woman fart at a charity event
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:47 am
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:47 am
Recently my wife and I met Tim Tebow at a VIP charity event.
We were standing in line waiting to get our picture with him along with a signed football, and she started getting nervous. I playfully said, "Is the Christian Cannon is so good looking he's making you nervous?"
She said, "Well, he's better looking in person than he is on TV. He's very good looking. Better than I expected. But that's not what's going on with me."
And then she whispered into my ear, "I don't know why but I'm very gassy right now."
I started laughing and whispered back, "Perhaps Tim Tebow is so good looking he's making you gassy."
She told me to stop it. I kept laughing. Before long we found ourselves saying hello to Tim Tebow, shaking his hand, and being photographed with The Christian Cannon.
After being photographed with Tim, we walked out of the VIP room and down the hall to find our table in the grand ball room. My wife looked somewhat upset. I asked her if she wasn't feeling well.
She said, "I'm just mortified right now. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm just so gassy."
"Why would you be mortified by that? If you aren't feeling well we can leave."
She stopped in the hallway and said with a frown on her face, "When Tim put his arm around me I farted."
I bursted out laughing and said, "WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"Stop it...stop it," she said, "I couldn't help it!"
I replied, "Was it loud? Could he hear it?"
She said, "No. It was silent...but I think it smelled."
I laughed harder and said, "Do you think he smelled it?!!!"
"Probably, but it happened right as two of his handlers approached him so I just hope he thinks one of them did it."
I finished with, "Tim Tebow is so good looking he made you fart. Oh my God...I can't wait to tell everybody!"
We were standing in line waiting to get our picture with him along with a signed football, and she started getting nervous. I playfully said, "Is the Christian Cannon is so good looking he's making you nervous?"
She said, "Well, he's better looking in person than he is on TV. He's very good looking. Better than I expected. But that's not what's going on with me."
And then she whispered into my ear, "I don't know why but I'm very gassy right now."
I started laughing and whispered back, "Perhaps Tim Tebow is so good looking he's making you gassy."
She told me to stop it. I kept laughing. Before long we found ourselves saying hello to Tim Tebow, shaking his hand, and being photographed with The Christian Cannon.
After being photographed with Tim, we walked out of the VIP room and down the hall to find our table in the grand ball room. My wife looked somewhat upset. I asked her if she wasn't feeling well.
She said, "I'm just mortified right now. I don't know what's wrong with me. I'm just so gassy."
"Why would you be mortified by that? If you aren't feeling well we can leave."
She stopped in the hallway and said with a frown on her face, "When Tim put his arm around me I farted."
I bursted out laughing and said, "WHAT? ARE YOU SERIOUS?"
"Stop it...stop it," she said, "I couldn't help it!"
I replied, "Was it loud? Could he hear it?"
She said, "No. It was silent...but I think it smelled."
I laughed harder and said, "Do you think he smelled it?!!!"
"Probably, but it happened right as two of his handlers approached him so I just hope he thinks one of them did it."
I finished with, "Tim Tebow is so good looking he made you fart. Oh my God...I can't wait to tell everybody!"
This post was edited on 6/10/16 at 9:56 am
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:50 am to mizzoukills
Please go ahead and die
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:50 am to mizzoukills
I thought that was funny!
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:53 am to mizzoukills
Yeah that is one handsome SOB! If I was half as good looking as that dude I sure wouldn't be holding onto the V-card . Pics?? I mean of Tim Tebow??
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:53 am to mizzoukills
You're a grown man paying money to get an autograph :lol:
No wonder your wife was nervous around Tebow, she isn't used to being around real men.
No wonder your wife was nervous around Tebow, she isn't used to being around real men.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:57 am to mizzoukills
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The Christian Cannon.
We've already discussed this. It is either Runslinger or Jesus Back.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:57 am to Tigerfan56
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You're a grown man paying money to get an autograph
Charity, bruh.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 8:58 am to mizzoukills
Pretty sure Tebow is a closet homosexual. So he's definitely loosened a sphincter or two, but your wife is the first female to hold that distinction. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Tebow can frick whoever he wants, God does not care, IMO.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:00 am to TeLeFaWx
We will defer to your expertise in all things homosexual. Aggy and all.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:03 am to TeLeFaWx
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Not that there is anything wrong with being gay. Tebow can frick whoever he wants, God does not care, IMO.
I'm glad you cleared that up for everyone.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:03 am to mizzoukills
I thought you were in prison?
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:04 am to MoonrakerElite
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I thought you were in prison?
This weekend is my last weekend for months. To be honest I didn't expect to be able to post here this weekend. I received a surprise but short leave.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:16 am to mizzoukills
You should post this on the UF board if you still have access
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:25 am to BloodSweat&Beers
Gator fans wouldn't appreciate it.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 9:25 am to mizzoukills
Pic or it didn't happen. You should know this by now.
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