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Tie breakers that I need help with for the SECsy's.... (keep an eye on this)

Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:29 pm
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85789 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:29 pm
It's that time of year again! Time for our 3rd Annual SECsy Awards!!!!!!

It's a later start than the past two years, but better late than never. Unfortunately this threads Creator , tuck, has a loaded schedule and is unable to handle the SECsy's. So I will be handling it this year. BamaChick if you see this, I could still use a hand

Email me your list of Nominations. Just nominate the 3 Ranters who you think most deserves or represents each award. The 3 with the most votes will be chosen to move on to the Voting which will be next week.



EMAIL: imbracket@gmail.com





Some of last year's awards have had to be retired, so Congrats to the final recipients of those illustrious awards. Your names will go down in the Lore of the SECSy's.

Next week when the winners are announced I will be making sigs for the winners that request them. So if you are one of the 3 to make the cut, have an idea of what you would want on a sig. Of course it's optional though.

RETIRED AWARDS DO NOT NOMINATE FOR THESE

1. Dooley as Newcomer. It's now the Muschamp
2. Meyer, is now the Dooley
3. Johnson is now the Franklin

AGAIN DO NOT NOMINATE FOR THESE NAMES. USE THEIR NEW NAME

Awards and winners from last year are:

The Rant SECsy - best thread of the year.

CPA Reveal



The Burleson SECsy - poster you would most like to have your back.


Memphisplaya



The Price-Gottfried-Dubose Special Merit award - Best farker

LSUFreek




The Petrino SECsy - poster most likely to change their fan affiliation.


heartbreakTiger




(RETIRED Replaced by the Franklin)The Johnson SECsy - the poster most likely to have a great drive-by post. He may not be around much, but when he is, he makes it worth your while.


RummelTiger





The Slive SECsy - the most objective poster




tuck



The Finebaum SECsy - goes to the poster you are most likely to read when you see he or she has posted.



heartbreakTiger




The Blue Balls SECsy - goes to the best/sexiest avatar and/or sig.



Bellabama



(RETIRED replaced by the Muschamp)The Dooley SECsy - goes to the best newcomer.



Bellabama



The Chiz SECsy - goes to the poster that catched the most grief from one of their posts.



Bench McElroy



The Nutt SECsy - poster most likely to knight for a player, coach or poster so others won't be so hards.



Crimsoncutie98


The Joker SECsy - funniest poster; poster who has the best one-liners and comebacks.



Rohan2Reed



(RETIRED Replace by Dooley SECsy)The Meyer SECsy - poster most likely to have a nervous breakdown.



BamainHSV



The Miles SECsy - poster most likely to have a mental lapse and "clock" another poster.


BamainHSV



The Saban SECsy - poster most likely to own someone in an argument.


heartbreakTiger


The Spurrier SECSy - poster that needs to retire, pack it up, and move along.



Bench McElroy





The Cock SECsy - poster who IS (not to be confused with 'HAS') the biggest dick.


TigerinMiami





The Hog SECsy - the most delusional poster.



HawgAlude


The Vandy SECsy - the poster you think has the highest IQ.




tuck



The Ole Miss SECsy - decent poster who tends to start shitty threads.




Alahunter


The Gator SECsy[b] - poster most likely to get high and/or drunk and post.





[b]MagillaGuerilla




The Barn SECsy - poster most likely to spread rumors based on a recruit's facebook status.




CFB (and some numbers)




The Miss St - most irrelevant poster.


Kige



The Dawg SECsy - poster that seems like an all-around good guy.



blackhelicopterpilot




The Coonass SECsy(not to be confused with CoonassBulldawg.) - best poster on all of tigerdroppings.com's boards.



dollachoppa



The Vile SECsy - the worst poster on the SEC rant.



Buford Puser




The Bammer SECsy - The best poster on the SEC rant.



Memphisplaya
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New awards will be.....

Updyke SECsy - biggest homer on the Rant that takes his homerism to another level.

Tigerette SECsy- Biggest post whore. It's that Ranter that appears in every thread that just posts for the attention. They "whore" themselves out to the board.

Pat Murphy SECsy- Ranter most likely to back-peddle in argument.

Muschamp SECsy- Best Newcomer

Probation SECsy - Poster that was banned and came back a new and better soul for the board to enjoy.

Franklin SECsy - the poster most likely to have a great drive-by post. He may not be around much, but when he is, he makes it worth your while.

Dooley SECsy - Poster most likely have a mental lapse and/or lose and argument.


In order to avoid confusion I will number each award. Just type the number and the 3 SEC Ranters you think Deserve it the most. Pretty simple right? Well, we will see.

I hope everyone wishes tuck a great summer and hopefully he will be back next year to continue his fine tradition!


1. The Rant SECsy
2. The Burleson SECsy
3. The Price-Gottfried-Dubose Special Merit award
4. The Petrino SECsy
5. The Franklin SECsy
6. The Miles SECsy
7. The Slive SECsy
8. The Finebaum SECsy
9. The Blue Balls SECsy
10. The Muschamp SECsy
11. The Dooley SECsy
12. The Chiz SECsy
13. The Nutt SECsy
14. The Joker SECsy
15. The Saban SECsy
16. The Spurrier SECSy
17. The Cock SECsy
18. The Hog SECsy
19. The Vandy SECsy
20. The Ole Miss SECsy
21. The Gator SECsy
22. The Barn SECsy
23. The Miss State SECsy
24. The Dawg SECsy
25. The Coonass SECsy
26. Tigerette SECsy
27. Pat Murphy SECsy
28. Probation SECsy
29. Udyke SECsy
30. Vile SECsy
31. Bammer SECsy

This post was edited on 8/2/11 at 6:01 pm
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37686 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:32 pm to
wow....just wow
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112520 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:33 pm to
i think there too many. my headache is worse now.
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

The Joker SECsy - funniest poster; poster who has the best one-liners and comebacks.



Rohan2Reed


Posted by schlow mo
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2010
5245 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:35 pm to
Entirely too much thought went into this
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:35 pm to
What the hell is this little league? Everybody gets a trophy?
Posted by AMM AU9893
Auburn, AL
Member since Feb 2011
13789 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:35 pm to
That's alot of awards
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
14631 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:36 pm to
Bella must be one of those "forever newcomer" types just to be guaranteed that one SECsy yearly haha
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:37 pm to
quote:

The Rant SECsy - best thread of the year.

CPA Reveal

Was this when he got banned the first time because dirtydirtyaubbie has already posted in this thread.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85789 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:38 pm to
Just STFU and nominate. I only added 4 awards for this years events. You guys are acting like there are 10 new awards.



quote:

Was this when he got banned the first time because dirtydirtyaubbie has already posted in this thread.


No, it's when his pics were released
This post was edited on 7/28/11 at 4:39 pm
Posted by Rohan2Reed
Member since Nov 2003
75674 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:39 pm to
i guarantee you all of the Arkansas fans are going to gather on the backchannels and scheme to get their posters the most votes

#fagship
Posted by AMM AU9893
Auburn, AL
Member since Feb 2011
13789 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:40 pm to
quote:

I only added 4 awards for this years events. You guys are acting like there are 10 new awards.


I wasn't here for the last one, so I get a pass
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40851 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

i guarantee you all of the Arkansas fans are going to gather on the backchannels and scheme to get their posters the most votes



I really hope you don't believe this.
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30458 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:45 pm to
I nominate blzr for the blueballssecy.
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28522 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:45 pm to
he knows he lost his title to Sao and is already trying to discredit it
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65559 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

i guarantee you all of the Arkansas fans are going to gather on the backchannels and scheme to get their posters the most votes

#fagship



It's this type of one-liner that wins awards, folks.

Memphis, please accept my vote for the Joker nomination to Rohan2Reed.

Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85789 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

I nominate blzr for the blueballssecy.



make a list
Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
30458 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:47 pm to
Do we email it to you? If so, what's your contact info?
Posted by flomacanes
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
2760 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:48 pm to
Threads like this is why TD needs a Poll button
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85789 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 4:48 pm to
Sure why not.

IMbracket@gmail.com
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