- Ole Miss coach in the middle of a massive NCAA investigation is fired for calling hookers on his school issued cell-phone. The NCAA investigation itself involves secret witnesses from rival school, bong smoking gas mask wearing 5-star recruits on national TV and free hunting trips. As SEC as SEC can get.

- Ole Miss coach, of course, is basically a Baptist preacher. He preaches the gospel and Christ everywhere he goes and wears it on his sleeve.

- Ole Miss coach, prior to returning to be the head coach at the University, was a high school coach of a now famous NFL player who had a film made about his story. Ole Miss coach was portrayed as a doofus in the movie, but also had a cameo as an assistant watching film of said recruit. He was standing behind one Houston Nutt, then Arkansas head coach.........

- Information from these calls is ONLY obtained because the bitter ex-Ole Miss and Arkansas head coach, a mainstay of the conference and true character, is suing Ole Miss. He is suing them because they blamed him for cheating with the NCAA. However, the lawsuit in all likelihood would have been completely avoided had Ole Miss, and specifically Freeze, apologized to him as he requested months earlier. They refused, and Nutt challenged then to the 21st century version of a duel.

- Previously mentioned ex-head coach, of course, was fired for his OWN texting/call scandal from Arkansas

- The Chancellor of Ole Miss, who was one of 2 individuals doing the firing, also happens to be the brother of the former US Senator from Louisiana, David Vitter. David Vitter, of course, was guilty of soliciting prostitutes in Washington while serving as Senator for the great state of Louisiana.

As some said last night, this is a story so rich in over the top Southern stereotypes that even John Grisham couldn't take it to print. Soak this sucker in. We don't get very many of these juicy, you can't make it up type stories in this conference or region anymore.

The SEC is fun again. We are back to being our old renegade, regional culture filled, immoral but still "good people" selves again. The 1980's and 1990's are BACK BABY!

In closing, William Faulkner

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“...I give you the mausoleum of all hope and desire...I give it to you not that you may remember time, but that you might forget it now and then for a moment and not spend all of your breath trying to conquer it. Because no battle is ever won he said. They are not even fought. The field only reveals to man his own folly and despair, and victory is an illusion of philosophers and fools.”

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“They all talked at once, their voices insistent and contradictory and impatient, making of unreality a possibility, then a probability, then an incontrovertible fact, as people will when their desires become words.”

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"Purity is a negative state and therefore contrary to nature.”

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“A man is the sum of his misfortunes. One day you'd think misfortune would get tired but then time is your misfortune”

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“It's like it ain't so much what a fellow does, but it's the way the majority of folks is looking at him when he does it.”

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“I know now that what makes a fool is an inability to take even his own good advice.”

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“That's sad too, people cannot do anything that dreadful they cannot do anything very dreadful at all they cannot even remember tomorrow what seemed dreadful today”

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“I mind how I said to you once that there is a price for being good the same as for being bad; a cost to pay. And it's the good men that cant deny the bill when it comes around. They cant deny it for the reason that there aint any way to make them pay it, like a honest man that gambles. The bad men can deny it; that's why dont anybody expect them to pay on sight or any other time. But the good cant. Maybe it takes longer to pay for being good than for being bad.”

This post was edited on 7/21/17 at 9:18 am