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Theoretically, how much Bama fapping can one do before vision is affected?

Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:25 pm
Posted by Crimson Legend
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:25 pm
I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:27 pm to
Act like you've been here before.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:27 pm to
Is nair safe to use on palms?
Posted by CNB
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:28 pm to
The trick is bengay to the scrotum
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:30 pm to
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DisplacedBuckeye


Learn to take life (and football) a little less seriously. It helps in those dark times when your team has the most talent in its history and has to watch someone else win the championship.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:32 pm to
You're a true friend
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:35 pm to
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scrotum

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ben

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gay


Aggies have nothing to do with this thread.
Posted by bamaboy87
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 5:35 pm to
My eyesight has gone to shite in the past 5 years or so
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:02 pm to
quote:

Learn to take life (and football) a little less seriously. It helps in those dark times when your team has the most talent in its history and has to watch someone else win the championship.


Guess I aimed a little too high for a couple of the Gumps around here.
Posted by Crimson Legend
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:04 pm to
Maybe if you had beaten the team we humiliated 38-0, we'd take you a little more seriously.

Posted by CCTider
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Act like you've been here before.



You should just be happy your coach didn't end up in the hospital after Michigan St.
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:06 pm to
My personal case study indicates 7 years without adverse effects
Posted by Sid E Walker
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:10 pm to
I've heard to keep it under six hours a day. One time, my vision started going ba...this close family friend had vision problems and was told that he could fap for up to four hours with no problem.

Yeah.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:37 pm to
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Maybe if you had beaten the team we humiliated 38-0, we'd take you a little more seriously.


Congrats on the second-hand "win". Have to get it done somehow.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:38 pm to
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You should just be happy your coach didn't end up in the hospital after Michigan St.


I heard he had a few slices of pizza. Y'all are done next year.
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:38 pm to
I have no idea, but let me tell you, I intend to find out. gonna go watch the drake return again brb.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

quote:
Maybe if you had beaten the team we humiliated 38-0, we'd take you a little more seriously.


Congrats on the second-hand "win". Have to get it done somehow.



Puzzling comment, since your shitty team actually lost to them without their NFL bound starting quarterback.

Next time, don't fold like a cheap suit when you face your first decent opponent of the season, and you might get to experience another one of these.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:46 pm to
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Puzzling comment


Should've known. Here, I'll put it in a picture for you. Let me know if crayons and a coloring book would be better.

Posted by Crimson Legend
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Member since Nov 2004
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:48 pm to
And exactly what does that have to do with this season?

Ohio State had a team full of selfish a-hole who coudn't come together and play as a team until it was too late. So suffer, bitch.
Posted by aspiclark
Member since Jul 2014
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Posted on 1/12/16 at 6:49 pm to
adorable.
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