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The VOLS will beat Alabama this weekend.

Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:39 am
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:39 am
This team has a Golden Horseshoe up their arse, and they somehow keep winning. Some may say their a team of destiny much like Auburn in 2013.

Are we wearing the smokey greys this weekend? Either way the VOLS are gonna tap that arse around.

VOLS - 35

bama - 17



Never Forget.
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 11:41 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:40 am to
Smokey grays are such a great look, fr
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19668 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:41 am to
quote:

BugaPainTrain7
lol
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24170 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:45 am to
What if Alabama is walking directly into a big orange buzzsaw and none of us know it yet?

Like VOLS come out and just whip the frick out of them. That would be cool.
Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5206 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:45 am to
quote:

bama - 17


This may be one of the most asinine things ever posted on this board.

Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:47 am to
Yes, yes it would.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:48 am to
VOLS gonna tap it.
Posted by David Ricky
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Member since Sep 2015
24170 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:50 am to
quote:

This may be one of the most asinine things ever posted on this board.



Bama is currently averaging 44 points per game this annum. Through 7 games before TSIO last year, Alabama was averaging 37 points per game against a much more difficult schedule that what they faced last year. VOLS held Alabama to 19 points iirc.

So no, this is not one of the most asinine things ever posted otb.
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:51 am to
So the outcome this year will be the same as last year?
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 11:52 am
Posted by David Ricky
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Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:51 am to
Reading comprehension is nowhere.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:52 am to
quote:

This team has a Golden Horseshoe up their arse, and they somehow keep winning.


Except for when they get beaten.
Posted by elit4ce05
Member since Jun 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:53 am to
Just trying to see how last year has anything to do with this year.

quote:

Reading comprehension is nowhere


Obviously
Posted by ksrph
Alabaster, AL
Member since Jan 2010
1168 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:54 am to
They somehow keep winning...

aTm would say differently
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:54 am to
quote:

This may be one of the most asinine things ever posted on this board.


I'll give you three guesses at the letters just what that is.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 11:55 am to
No
They
Won't
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19668 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:01 pm to
quote:

Bama is currently averaging 44 points per game this annum. Through 7 games before TSIO last year, Alabama was averaging 37 points per game against a much more difficult schedule that what they faced last year. VOLS held Alabama to 19 points iirc.

So no, this is not one of the most asinine things ever posted otb.
yes, it is. Tennessee opponents are averaging 26.7 points per game against them. Thats playing app state (103rd), ohio (54th), virginia tech (25th), florida (67th), georgia (82nd), and tx a&m (21st). The only reasonably good offenses in that list are a&m and virginia tech, and they scored 24 and 31 respectively. Bama is the best offense in the sec (6th nationally), and magically you are going to hold it to 17 points. Heck, you might even hold our offense to 17, but with the way you turn it over our defense is going to score more than that.
This post was edited on 10/13/16 at 12:19 pm
Posted by Butch stones
RockyTop
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by Kraven Moorehed
Franklin
Member since Dec 2015
2325 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:07 pm to
Not too worried about the defense. If things get too bad then Barnett will take off his helmet and start swinging it.


Not sure how that would help, actually.
Posted by HolographicCharizard
Nashville
Member since Jul 2016
1979 posts
Posted on 10/13/16 at 12:15 pm to
VOLS are going to smack them in the mouth with the speed of a thousand Hurricane Matthews. Bama is going to bleed out of every orifice, plus an additional one that Colton Jumper creates with the figuaritively literal shank. Butch Jones is not going ti let off the gas... instead, he will follow the gunps off road in his orange Jeep Comanche and run their dumb asses down one by one. No survivors. Sister-wives will be crying, and Dobbs will be there to tell them how they have sinned, but there is a way out. Dobbs offers salvation, but then Barnett, the gatekeeper, says frick no. Then they cry some more. Carnage. RAW carnage, Pawl!
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