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re: The Ultimate LOL at Tennessee Thread
Posted on 8/1/15 at 7:44 am to SwayzeBalla
Posted on 8/1/15 at 7:44 am to SwayzeBalla
UT messed up when they let donut boy go...he was a UT guy through and through. He wasnt flashy and actually was downright boring at times...but where you guys have been the last seven years....I think you would have loved boring.
Instead...what do the hillbillies do? Hire flashy young kid who doesnt know NCAA rules and made an azz out of himself. His xxx hot wife was the only redeaming social value he brought to the table....btw her dad was ex Gator qb and she was our secret agent....feeding us inside info. Then poof! In the middle of the night wonder boy sneaks out of town with locals chasing his moving van. What did he do....give his resignation by phone on a voice mail?
Then you hire an attorney for God's sake....but he did great things for Tennessee fashion. He was lovable and clumsey....and helpless on the sidelines....really reminded me of Ron Zook without the recruiting ability.
Now you have a HC who should be wearing heart monitor during games...before gaskets are blown. But he can recruit...just remember that Zook could too.
Instead...what do the hillbillies do? Hire flashy young kid who doesnt know NCAA rules and made an azz out of himself. His xxx hot wife was the only redeaming social value he brought to the table....btw her dad was ex Gator qb and she was our secret agent....feeding us inside info. Then poof! In the middle of the night wonder boy sneaks out of town with locals chasing his moving van. What did he do....give his resignation by phone on a voice mail?
Then you hire an attorney for God's sake....but he did great things for Tennessee fashion. He was lovable and clumsey....and helpless on the sidelines....really reminded me of Ron Zook without the recruiting ability.
Now you have a HC who should be wearing heart monitor during games...before gaskets are blown. But he can recruit...just remember that Zook could too.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 7:51 am to rockytop627
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-Every team in the SEC has beaten Tennessee in the last 4 years (except A&M who hasn't played us in that time)
I like this one
Posted on 8/1/15 at 7:57 am to rockytop627
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-Dexter McCluster, Amari Cooper, Todd Gurley, Pharoh Cooper, and I'm sure at least 5 other players that I can't think of had career days/200 yards games against us.
Auburn continues to add to the list of players with career and league breaking stats .
Its painful
Posted on 8/1/15 at 9:30 am to rockytop627
Bitch Jones is your coach. That brings more LULZ than anything else.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 3:13 pm to rockytop627
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That's all I got, but I'm sure there's even more...
My favorite little Vol factoid: Mike Dubose has won an SEC championship since Tennessee's last one.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 5:29 pm to Sid E Walker
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That was a tl;dr type of post, but it was interesting so I read it.
Were the two games that you lost when you had the lead the LSU game in BR and the bowl game against UNC?
That's kinda what I thought it would be like.
And yes, that happened in 2010.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 5:32 pm to BamaGradinTn
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My favorite little Vol factoid: Mike Dubose has won an SEC championship since Tennessee's last one.
Is that worse than going 0-4 against Muschamp?
Posted on 8/1/15 at 5:41 pm to Korin
Victim mentality and an excuse thread all in one. The new Rocky Top tradition. VFL. Victims for life
Posted on 8/1/15 at 5:46 pm to rockytop627
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and we went 0-4 vs Will Frickin Muschamp.
holy fricking shite
Posted on 8/1/15 at 5:55 pm to rockytop627
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-And our QB now has no eyebrows
That really disturbs me.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 6:15 pm to rockytop627
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Shite I should add that.
I'm starting worry about your mental health.
Posted on 8/1/15 at 6:16 pm to rockytop627
The only time I rooted for UT.
Posted on 8/2/15 at 12:14 am to rockytop627
Thread of the year. Will print it out, take it to Fed-Ex to get it poster sized, and hang it over my mantel so that all may read about the demise of UT.
Posted on 8/4/15 at 12:49 pm to TJGator1215
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The new Rocky Top tradition. VFL. Victims for life
Posted on 8/4/15 at 1:07 pm to rockytop627
Posted on 8/4/15 at 1:19 pm to Tornado Alley
Not today, goddammit.
It's t-minus 4 hours until football time in Tennessee. You will not ruin my day
It's t-minus 4 hours until football time in Tennessee. You will not ruin my day
This post was edited on 8/4/15 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 8/4/15 at 1:21 pm to NorthGAVol
Dude, that thread was created to make people laugh and you know it.
Posted on 8/4/15 at 1:22 pm to rockytop627
BRUTAL! please keep it up for at least another 10 years.
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