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The Top 3 Attention Whore Fanbases
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:40 pm
This is really tough for me because almost all of you are attention whores.
1. Ole Miss/Texas A&M: You've beaten Alabama two years in a row, but outside of that you've done nothing in football. Texas A&M you've just done nothing.
2. Auburn/Arky: You masterbate to NFL highlights of Cam Newton on a nightly basis then talk about it on the rant. Cam doesn't love any of you.
You Arky mofos are clearly crying for attention. You dick ride every successful SEC program.
3. LSU: LSU's pure envy for everything Alabama is disgusting and abysmal. You're always trying to one up Alabama.
Honorable mentions:
Alabama: None of you contributed on the field to any of Bama's championships. Please stop acting like it.
Tennessee: Congrats on your 3rd straight offseason title.
1. Ole Miss/Texas A&M: You've beaten Alabama two years in a row, but outside of that you've done nothing in football. Texas A&M you've just done nothing.
2. Auburn/Arky: You masterbate to NFL highlights of Cam Newton on a nightly basis then talk about it on the rant. Cam doesn't love any of you.
You Arky mofos are clearly crying for attention. You dick ride every successful SEC program.
3. LSU: LSU's pure envy for everything Alabama is disgusting and abysmal. You're always trying to one up Alabama.
Honorable mentions:
Alabama: None of you contributed on the field to any of Bama's championships. Please stop acting like it.
Tennessee: Congrats on your 3rd straight offseason title.
This post was edited on 1/26/16 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:42 pm to TheGrandJury
Not as big a whore as your mom though
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:42 pm to TheGrandJury
*obligatory "where's my team?!" post*
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:43 pm to undecided
Arky on the SECr. Offseason dynasty.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:43 pm to TheGrandJury
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Not as big a whore as your mom though
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:43 pm to TheGrandJury
AtM and its not close at all
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:44 pm to TheGrandJury
Akansas
A&M
Auburn
probably
A&M
Auburn
probably
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to TheGrandJury
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The top 3 schools for whores
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1. Ole Miss
FTFY
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to TheGrandJury
Please log onto your main account.
I would like to tell the proper person to go frick themselves.
I would like to tell the proper person to go frick themselves.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to TheGrandJury
Just watch A&M the next 8 months.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to TheGrandJury
Leaving A&M out erases any thread-cred, as they haven't won shite & always talk crap like your baby brother even though he knows he will get beat up
Unless you are of the mind they are a Big 12 team, & thus are not candidates
Unless you are of the mind they are a Big 12 team, & thus are not candidates
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:45 pm to TheGrandJury
No Tennessee honorable mention?
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:46 pm to TheGrandJury
The answer is always Alabama to this question. Hell this site's existence is owed to attention whoring Tide fans
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:46 pm to TheGrandJury
Leave Bama out of this. Our fans only whore themselves out at family reunions.
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:47 pm to TheGrandJury
Should an attention whore alter like yourself really be commenting on attention whore
I like how you put this in here, despite being a bama fan
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Alabama: None of you contributed on the field to any of Bama's championships. Please stop acting like it.
I like how you put this in here, despite being a bama fan
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:47 pm to TheGrandJury
HUH?? No faggies no care
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:49 pm to TheGrandJury
Judging by this thread so far we don't need to do much anymore to get attention from all of you
Posted on 1/25/16 at 2:50 pm to TheGrandJury
We beat bama twice AND made number one on your list, bitch
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