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The Tiger Hotel
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:07 pm
One thing I bet most of you don't know yet about our noob asses....in Columbia Missouri we have a place called the Tiger Hotel. You drive into downtown and there's a big multistory building with "TIGER" in bright lights on top of it. Because we are so fricking awesome, that's why.
Meanwhile Baton Rouge...lacks a Tiger Hotel. Ergo, LSU < Mizzou. Now Auburn, apparently, has some condos called the Tiger Suites of Auburn. But no big bright neon sign and generally just not as epic. But don't feel bad. It's just hard to be as fricking awesome as the Tiger Hotel. It really is.
Meanwhile Baton Rouge...lacks a Tiger Hotel. Ergo, LSU < Mizzou. Now Auburn, apparently, has some condos called the Tiger Suites of Auburn. But no big bright neon sign and generally just not as epic. But don't feel bad. It's just hard to be as fricking awesome as the Tiger Hotel. It really is.
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Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:08 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Looks like a shithole.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:08 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
I heard that place has bed bugs.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:09 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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Meanwhile Baton Rouge...lacks a Tiger Hotel
But Baton Rouge ... has a real tiger.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:09 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Looks like a shithole.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:10 pm to Quidam65
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But Baton Rouge ... has a real tiger.
And Auburn has kamikaze birds. frick Missouri!
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:10 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Looks like a shithole
Yes but the big bright neon sign that said "SHITHOLE" just wasn't working out. I feel that we made a positive change.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:10 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Tuscaloosa has a place like that. It's called the old Amsouth Bank.
This post was edited on 8/8/12 at 1:12 pm
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:11 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Tuscaloosa can't have an elephant. Its trunk poses too great of a risk to the blow supply.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:11 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Does it have a girl named Blondie working there?
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:12 pm to thatguy1892
I had something to say here that was once relevant, but no longer. Alas.
This post was edited on 8/8/12 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:13 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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So that place has a sign on it that says "Google Error Message"?
No it has a sign that says "Welcome Mizzu. Now a assume the position."
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:14 pm to thatguy1892
Baton Rouge would never have something as lame as the TIGER hotel. I automatically think "themed" and that it would have 2 star accomodations at best.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:14 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Cheer up, sweetie. You are trying to fit in way too much with this post that seems to be like a crying toddler that has lost his mother. Just let loose and let it happen.
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:14 pm to TheCheshireHog
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Does it have a girl named Blondie working there?
Blondie...
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:16 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
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Now Auburn, apparently, has some condos called the Tiger Suites of Auburn.
I recomend you stay there when and if you come to Auburn
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:16 pm to Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
our "Tiger Hotel" is called Miller Hall
You'll never be allowed in because you like man meat.
DWI
You'll never be allowed in because you like man meat.
DWI
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:16 pm to dallasga6
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dallasga6
^^^ This guy knows what I'm talking about.
This post was edited on 8/8/12 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:17 pm to LSUSkip
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Baton Rouge would never have something as lame as the TIGER hotel. I automatically think "themed" and that it would have 2 star accomodations at best
Posted on 8/8/12 at 1:17 pm to TheCheshireHog
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^^^ This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt..
This post was edited on 8/8/12 at 1:19 pm
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